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*The Rabbit Hole Always Goes Deeper - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 10-08-2017

Before you continue any further, I urge you to read the previous report my colleagues and I put together regarding the true nature of the NSFL and the mysterious substance known as TPE: http://nsfl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=...indpost&p=51193


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Recently, a lot of rumors have been spread throughout the league, from the games being rigged to players being involved in some shady deals. But, I’m here to tell you that it’s all just a smokescreen, a diversion to hide more of the hideous truth of the NSFL that I first uncovered in the wake of the Carmel Gibson scandal. There's a certain player in the league whose mysterious background and entry into the league is not being talked about enough and in fact appears to have been completely overlooked. That player is Franklin Harris Jr of the Arizona Outlaws. Harris Jr's father is well known in the league for shocking revelations that led to his imprisonment. Not long after his father's arrest, Harris Jr entered the NSFL despite not much being known about him previously. That's right, despite his father having played only a few seasons of professional football, Harris Jr was somehow already old enough and physically developed enough to play professionally. Although his father was a standout player in the league and Harris Jr played college at the illustrious Louisiana State University, his past was still somewhat of an enigma. In fact, during Harris Jr’s press conference before the S3 draft you would have expected there to be swarms of reporters wanting to know about his father, his past and how he was already entering the league. But, go back and look at the transcripts of that event. It’s completely empty! Was it erased or did the media just somehow mysteriously forget that it was happening?

Digging further into this story, we uncovered one of the most shocking revelations of all in comparing the birth certificates of Harris Jr and his father. These birth certificates were marked as classified which sometimes is the case for athletically gifted young men who may have looked into organizations such as the secret service for some insurance of a job if football didn’t pan out. Well by methods we would not like to reveal here, we uncovered these birth certificates for Harris Jr and Harris Sr. Look at them and you'll see the shocking truth that somehow Harris Jr is actually older than his father, being born on 06/09/1995 when his father was born on 08/18/1995. How can this even be possible? Well, the truth is that Harris Sr is not his father in the sense we are all so familiar with, but Harris Jr is in fact actually a clone of Harris Sr. A clone likely synthesized at a date before Harris Sr was born using DNA extracted from Harris Sr when he was still just a small collection of cells. The reasons why or how this strange experiment was performed are still a mystery, we have yet to uncover any documentation with regards to this procedure, but we are continuing to work around the clock to find out. So many more questions arise now. Why would you create clones just for playing football? Why Harris Sr specifically? Did he even know about Harris Jr, has anyone even seen them together before? Are there more clones than just Harris Jr? And the biggest one: is Harris Sr actually innocent and his arrest is an attempt by some shadow organization, maybe even the government, to quiet Harris Sr before he could realize the truth himself and reveal it?

This discovery certainly raises many more questions than it answers but all I can tell is that it continues to build upon intel that we uncovered and published in our previous report. This evidence continues to suggest the NSFL is actually being funded by the military as a means of developing and testing the performance enhancing drug TPE to eventually be used applied to soldiers. If now clones are being introduced into the league and they are stable and responding positively to TPE, it could just be a green light for them to continue their next step in their program. What exactly that next step is is still a mystery, but it seems as of now the end goal is the development of a clone army, enhanced with the TPE+, a refined version of TPE that my associates and I now know to be the means for the excessive performance enhancement of ex Hawks Tight End Carmel Gibson and disgraced quarterback Logan Noble. It sounds like science fiction, a clone army enhanced with super soldier capabilities, some kind of twisted mashup of Star Wars Episode 2 and Captain America. But, if there is any truth to it, whatever entity controls this army would be unstoppable. It’s an absolutely terrifying prospect depending on who is in charge. Perhaps it could be a means of finally wiping out terrorism and ensuring world peace, but perhaps it’s just one more step towards a global totalitarian police state. Whatever it is, it’s unnatural and the means to this end are nothing short of immoral.

If you’re still not convinced that something as grave as this could be hiding inside of some silly sporting event, then you’re just playing right into their hands. Think about how easy it is to hide something like this behind the guise of the NSFL. Football is a violent sport as it is, so what’s a little more violence from performance enhancing drugs going to do. In fact, fans are going to react more positively to it unlike in the increasingly dull by comparison NFL. And as a result the teams and owners are going to keep making more and more money; they won’t complain whether they know about what’s going on or not. The players are paid well too, and they seemingly know all about it. You get to be a super athlete and get paid a boatload of cash, who wouldn’t want that? Performance enhancing drugs are prevalent in every sport, it’s easy enough to pass off TPE as just another performance enhancing drug that’s making its way around the league. Just suspend a few players like Gibson or Noble and the heat comes off the league for a while. This league should be put under a microscope, but instead nobody seems to be paying any attention to what’s really going on. Someone important wants the NSFL to thrive and continue along unopposed and unchecked. We don’t know who it is yet, but the incidents surrounding Gibson and Noble’s presumed use of TPE+ and now our knowledge of the true nature of Harris Jr lead us ever further to the answer.

The truth is coming, I beg you again to not let my words fall on deaf ears but instead to take action. The NSFL is hardly just another football league and the rabbit hole continues to go ever deeper.




@Apache_Chief


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*The Rabbit Hole Always Goes Deeper - Ben - 10-08-2017

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Whenever I see a HEOB article I prepare myself for a goodie


*The Rabbit Hole Always Goes Deeper - cosbornballboy - 10-08-2017

(10-08-2017, 10:26 AM)Ben Wrote::rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Whenever I see a HEOB article I prepare myself for a goodie

+1


*The Rabbit Hole Always Goes Deeper - 37thchamber - 10-09-2017

Oh, my! Harris Jr is now a first-ballot candidate for the NSFL Hall of Infamy.