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*Generic shit presser - Bwestfield - 10-31-2017
My media article. This could have been a presser or maybe it could have been something else. Maybe just something I have written in order to get money and placed in the media section. I think I will place this in the Pressers section and allow all of you people to ask me stupid questions so I can make bank.
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Above you will see this is a separator. I will use these to separate portions of my presser and count them as words in order to make a profit.
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Let the questions begin. Questions and answers will be placed below this line. I am in favor of being asked things that I can copy and paste into this article for a higher word count and then donate to the person of my choosing because they are either too lazy or I want them to remain active on my team and this is an incentive.
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(10-31-2017, 01:22 PM)timeconsumer Wrote:Can you please provide me with the receiving stats from all players in season 3?This is a good question. I can actually. I will place those stats below. Thank you for asking, I hope this is what you are looking for. It's not formatted great but you get the idea. You could really find a lot of interesting things in there. Did you know that I was a great receiver last season. Go me.
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Receiving Stats
Name Pos Team G No Yards Avg Lg TD
Westfield, B. WR OCO 14 86 1625 18.9 46 12
Phelps, R. WR OCO 14 84 1284 15.3 42 11
Weston, S. WR SJS 14 64 1254 19.6 71 10
Jackson, M. WR SJS 14 75 1241 16.5 47 3
North, F. WR PHI 14 70 1217 17.4 50 8
LeClair, A. WR LV 14 71 1168 16.5 47 7
Willie, T. WR BAL 14 64 1163 18.2 49 3
Garden, J. WR YKW 14 68 1125 16.5 43 10
Cook, B. WR YKW 14 62 1102 17.8 50 8
Evans, D. WR ARI 14 64 1060 16.6 53 5
Stormblessed, N. WR BAL 14 55 982 17.9 45 8
Chess, C. WR ARI 14 60 902 15 43 7
Kroetch, D. WR PHI 14 57 832 14.6 42 6
Hendrix, K. WR COL 14 56 828 14.8 36 3
DiMirio, P. TE PHI 14 83 807 9.7 41 4
Ross, J. WR LV 14 51 765 15 42 0
Zhang, S. WR ARI 14 48 698 14.5 45 4
Law, D. WR YKW 14 38 665 17.5 46 6
Christmas, C. WR BAL 14 55 657 11.9 46 5
West, D. WR COL 14 48 645 13.4 44 3
Wright Jr, G. DE OCO 14 86 599 7 27 4
Atasuke, N. WR OCO 14 57 590 10.4 26 2
Law, C. TE ARI 14 61 576 9.4 45 6
Vincent, M. WR BAL 14 66 500 7.6 21 2
Smallwood, D. WR SJS 12 46 489 10.6 36 3
Jenkins, L. RB OCO 14 46 387 8.4 27 0
Nuck, B. RB YKW 14 51 355 7 32 1
Bottles, B. TE SJS 14 55 315 5.7 17 4
Tanner, C. TE LV 10 35 315 9 23 5
Browning, B. WR PHI 14 36 311 8.6 23 2
Tweed, B. RB COL 14 27 271 10 30 1
Tuck, J. RB ARI 14 38 253 6.7 18 2
Baker, J. WR LV 9 23 245 10.7 43 0
Tenzini, G. TE LV 14 36 239 6.6 24 0
Young, J. WR COL 14 27 234 8.7 21 0
Kennedy, E. RB YKW 14 41 222 5.4 14 4
Askins, J. TE YKW 14 34 211 6.2 23 0
Burnsman, E. RB OCO 14 21 164 7.8 31 1
Savea, A. RB LV 14 19 162 8.5 31 0
Mackworthy, R. RB ARI 14 18 161 8.9 41 1
Rocket, J. WR PHI 14 13 160 12.3 24 1
Diaz, D. RB SJS 14 21 158 7.5 14 1
Durden, J. RB SJS 14 29 152 5.2 19 2
Wright, O. RB PHI 14 23 151 6.6 14 0
Cobb, K. RB LV 14 13 148 11.4 22 2
Robinson, M. RB BAL 14 24 139 5.8 13 0
Newman, M. RB COL 12 13 112 8.6 15 0
Farlane, D. RB BAL 14 17 104 6.1 14 0
O'Connell, K. RB PHI 14 11 86 7.8 15 0
Joyce, S. TE COL 14 13 81 6.2 11 0
Sanderson, J. TE BAL 14 11 62 5.6 10 1
Wheat, B. WR BAL 4 5 31 6.2 9 1
Catchem8, Z. WR SJS 9 2 29 14.5 20 1
Basketball2, Z. TE SJS 12 3 14 4.7 8 0
Piper, W. TE YKW 11 5 13 2.6 5 0
Catchem11, Z. WR YKW 1 2 11 5.5 7 0
Fuller4, Z. FB COL 14 1 8 8 8 0
EndTight, Z. TE COL 10 1 8 8 8 0
Larsendorf, R. TE LV 14 4 7 1.8 3 0
Bessel, F. RB PHI 14 1 2 2 2 0… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …
Quote:Do you think it will be possible to top the record setting offensive production by the Otters last season?
What has your offseason training program consisted of?
Who do you think is the toughest cornerback in the league that you have faced?
What's your favorite type of frog?
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Ooooo thats a good one. I think I have gotten better. I know that the corners have also gotten better but I think i've gotten better than they have. So I've matched their productivity and added to it but to my own player. I am better. Short answer; yes.
Last year's off season regimen worked out very well for me. I was able to lead the league in receptions, yards, and touchdowns for all wide receivers. This year I wasn't able to get to go to a new training facility but I am continuing my work on my hands. I've been so busy working on my charities that I wasn't able to get in all the work I did last year. However I've tried new gloves, new hand powders, and new tape. The gloves seemed to have helped the most. I've been running on the treadmill and lifting weights. I've worked out to get a new maximum high. I've been taking my ankles to see if I can cut harder. These defensive backs are getting better and better each year and I need to keep up. I will prove to all the doubters that this year was not just a fluke and I will continue to be the best. I will have some true competition this year and I can't wait to meet them on the field. There are a bunch of new QBs but I've been blessed to be with Mike Boss for 3 more years. Always hard at work in and out of the off season I will prove again I am valuable
The up and coming franklin harris jr is the best. he makes all the plays and does all the stuff you would need him to do in his game to help his team win the game. I wish we had him on our team just like his dad. I hope he doesnt go to jail too.
I love frogs. I wish there wasa frog team in the league, i would join that team in a heartbeat. I think my favorite is the poison dart frog. Delicious.… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …
Quote:Which rookie do you think will make the biggest impact this year? (Given that there are only like 8 active ones, it shouldn't be too hard, haha.)
Do you see anyone challenging the Outlaws in the playoffs?
What has separated you from the other WRs in the league so far, and what do you think will continue to do so?
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There are a lot of rookies and a lot of good ones. Just under 50% of them were taken in the first round. That tells you how talented everyone here is. I mean I myself was drafted in the 13th round. That cant be good. The first pick of the draft was Wolverine Justice. He has to be the guy, he does it all. I cant wait to see what he does and where he plays in the NSFL
No one could possibly be more challenging than them. They are undefeated in the playoffs and they have taken home the ultimus 3 out of 3 times. I expect them to have continued success as long as their front office and the league front office continues to find ways onto this team. If i were given a choice someday, I'd play for the Ultimus team. Maybe win a couple and retire.
I am fast, athletic and I have very soft hands. I think my ability to run passed defenders is what gives me the ability to do what I do and why I think I am better. Soon other wide receivers will catch up to me but thats okay. It is good to have some parity. But as long as they are beneath me in stats they can do whatever they like.… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …
*- ready to be graded <- this is part of my word count.
*Generic shit presser - timeconsumer - 10-31-2017
Can you please provide me with the receiving stats from all players in season 3?
*Generic shit presser - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 10-31-2017
Do you think it will be possible to top the record setting offensive production by the Otters last season?
What has your offseason training program consisted of?
Who do you think is the toughest cornerback in the league that you have faced?
What's your favorite type of frog?
*Generic shit presser - ExemplaryChad - 10-31-2017
Which rookie do you think will make the biggest impact this year? (Given that there are only like 8 active ones, it shouldn't be too hard, haha.)
Do you see anyone challenging the Outlaws in the playoffs?
What has separated you from the other WRs in the league so far, and what do you think will continue to do so?