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*everyone sucks join yeti - Supersquare04 - 04-23-2018

Ok not gonna lie this is more of a 'these teams have downsides and the yeti definitely don't have any downsides stop typing about our record you wet noodle' kinda shitpost but still #yetinoises

1. Hurricane Katrina

Stupid name. I know of course bovo is quite handsome, as is beaver even though he is CLEARLY A FRAUD, but you should not join these fellers because first of all that branding is awful, also I hear they are all frauds caught up in government conspiracies so you won't wanna be on that team when they all get busted.

2. In-laws

These guys may have dwyer who is quite cool but they only take showers together in a small 4x4ft room with 1 really cold shower head. It doesn't sound that bad until you realize that the coaches shower like this too and you have father and son (Asipi sr and jr) showering and then it gets REALLY GROSS.

3. Orange County communists

Ok there is absolutely no upside to this team AT ALL. They are a stup- hey stop typing about 3 straight ultimi (plural of ultimus?) and how they are run like the mexican navy (perfectly) and how they have the man himself TC, besides those reasons there is no upside to the otters because they suck and also @TheWoZy betrayed us....

4. San Jose Saberdogs

Ok so honestly I do not know anything about the sabercats. They have absolutely no drama around them it is crazy. They don't have multis around them like the outlaws did, not a new team like NOLA is, not a powerhouse like OCO is, they're just mediocre with no drama. So there you have it SJS officially sucks don't go there.

5. Dolt-imore

Do you really wanna go to the cretin who made @Leafer switch from quarterback? they are an evil corrupt organization who wants nothing but this league to DIE. That is why they have a man on the inside of HO @iamslm22 trying to KILL the league. This man is so evil it is insane. He CONSTANTLY tries to sabotage the league by letting people like dermot stay in HO. he hasn't managed to kick the only non corrupt man in HO (dwyer) yet but trust me he is orchestrating something sinister. long story short? Don't join the hawks they are evil

6. Libergay

There isn't much downside to this organization...they have my man @PDXBaller there and th- JUST KIDDING LIBERTY SUCK TOO. you wanna know something interesting? they have the most toxic...pathetic...pbe running player on their team. I am of course talking about kckolbe. This man is a tyrant and we must frame him for multi-ing as soon as possible. #toheckwithkckolbe.

7. What kind of city is yellowknife?

The ghosts of christmas past are a bunch of LOSERS who have no talent and horrible branding. I mean look at their stadium when they play, it is virtually empty. The reason for that is 100% because they are bad and not because they have like a population of 20. Anyway do you wanna play for a bad team? I think not so just play for a good team like the Yeti.

8. Yeti

These guys are really good you should play for them.

too lazy to count words im busy shitposting


*everyone sucks join yeti - ItsJustBarry - 04-23-2018

I'm convinced. Where do I sign up?


*everyone sucks join yeti - Ramero - 04-23-2018

I didn't manage to understand a single word of this


*everyone sucks join yeti - timeconsumer - 04-23-2018

The shit talking about Kolbe is enough to make me want to join.


*everyone sucks join yeti - PDXBaller - 04-23-2018

Brb trading myself to Yeti


*everyone sucks join yeti - TheWoZy - 04-23-2018

what


*everyone sucks join yeti - Beaver - 04-24-2018

Now this is quality media.


*everyone sucks join yeti - majesiu - 04-24-2018

The content I'm here for


*everyone sucks join yeti - Leafer - 04-24-2018

Send me to yeti


*everyone sucks join yeti - tlk742 - 04-24-2018

(04-23-2018, 06:35 PM)Supersquare04 Wrote:Ok so honestly I do not know anything about the sabercats.  They have absolutely no drama around them it is crazy. 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lemme tell you about the time I got suspended...