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Activity Check #50 - Beaver - 04-29-2018

Raven's slacking so post your player name here for your 2 TPE.

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Activity Check #50 - Beaver - 04-29-2018

A rebuttal???? to the assertion??????? that sperm???????????? banks???? would reject Mark Zuckerberg???? on account of his diminutive height????.

The sperm???????????? bank???????? would???? turn?? down???? the Zuxx???? not???? because of his height????, but???? because the womb???????? of a????? breasted???????? ape???? is unable???? to2?? produce???????? a proper???????? eggshell???????????? to2?? house????????? a????? reptilian????????/human???? hybrid????. The fetus???????????? would???? perish?????? in utero????????, imprisoned???????? within???????? the belly???? of a????? sub????????-reptilian???????? animal????. There is no???? event???????????? more sickening???????? than the termination?????????? of a????? reptilian???????? scion????, as per written?????? in the Scriptures?????????? of Illumination?????????????. If???? such an abominable???????? act???? was committed???????????, the deep state???????????? would???? have no???? other recourse???? but???? to2?? incinerate???????????????????????????? the facility???? that mishandled????? the precious???? ejaculate???????????? of Marq'u Zuxx-Earbug???? along with all who???? knew???????? of the breasted???????? ape's???? pregnancy????????????.

But???? if???? such a????? half-breed???????????? was viable??????, the phenomenon???? would???? hold???? catastrophic????????????????? implications???? to2?? herpetological???????????? supremacy????????????????. Such an offspring???????? would???? be????? surgically??????????? rendered???? infertile???????????? and be????? kept?? secret????????? from all but???? the Illuminated????????????? Ones????????????????????.

No????, the seed???????????????? of Marq'u Zuxx-Earbug???? has a holy??????????, preordained???? purpose??????. His twin? penises???????? must only ever leave???? his cloaca????? during? the twelve1??2??-minute??? window???? in which??????? his appointed™? mate's???? cloaca????? emits???? its musky???? and foul???? odor????????, ejaculating???????????? only when? that odorous???????? aroma???????? reaches its zenith??. Such is the Will??????? of the Illuminated????????????? Ones????????????????????, and no???? sperm???????????? bank???????? on this insignificant???? planet???? is powerful???? enough to oppose?? that Will???????.


Activity Check #50 - AwkwardCowboy - 04-29-2018

Mike Miles !

Beat that guy who always posts GabDropout gifs :o


Activity Check #50 - Durden - 04-29-2018

Squanch - TIJ


Activity Check #50 - Roly - 04-29-2018

Darren Morris ARI


Activity Check #50 - run_CMC - 04-29-2018

ARI Dean Jackson! ARI


Activity Check #50 - nunccoepi - 04-29-2018

Verso L'Alto BAL


Activity Check #50 - AzhekAhriman - 04-29-2018

Robby Rainey


Activity Check #50 - tbone415 - 04-29-2018

TIL that’s when 80% of all he impact players are found.. don’t give a shit if we take defenders in rounds 3-7... I-M-P-A-C-T... Play makers.. had 0 right now outside of high.. needed a changed if big talent and didn’t get it.. maybe Landry will fall to us



Activity Check #50 - Raven - 04-29-2018

I`m deleted this post and starting my own one



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