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*Hondo Talks DSFL Combine and Draft - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 07-04-2018

The combine was legit, I really wasn’t sure if I was going to get invited or not considering how late I declared for the draft compared to a lot of other prospects, especially since some have already played in the league. But I went out and showed them that I belonged there and that I was better than most of these dudes coming from the big name schools and all that shit. I mean seriously, it’s ridiculous how much people keep doubting me. I don’t care who I played against, all of these guys are athletes, it’s a grown man trying to take you down if you can run them over whoever that is it’s impressive. But hey now you can just look at my workouts too and see why I shouldn’t be overlooked. Not that I needed to give defenses any more reason to be scared of me. Come this season I’m gonna be bowling guys over left and right. I know there’s still a lot I have to work on, but I have no doubt I’ll be lighting people up as soon as preseason hits. It was awesome to meet some of the other prospects too since odds are at least a couple of these guys will be lining up with me in the coming season. I think Shannon Hobbs was probably the coolest guy that I met. He’s a pretty quiet and humble guy but man this dude can ball out. Hope we end up in the same place.

I’ve been talking to a lot of people heading into the draft and I’m getting more and more comfortable with the idea of lining up at fullback for some team. After seeing some of this competition at the combine and watching some DSFL games from last season, I know that I’ve got the size and skills to take on what defenses are going to be throwing at me. To any teams considering drafting me, line me up with a solid running back in the backfield and let’s set some DSFL rushing records. I would be absolutely stoked if I could get drafted with D’pez Poopsie somehow. I think the two of us would make an unstoppable backfield and he’s another guy that I really liked from the combine. I don’t know what the fuck is up with that name though, Poopsie…….you would think maybe someone would try to change that name at some point in the family line. At least it’s not Dick Cheese. I’m not looking forward to getting tackled by some Dick Cheese, not that he’s going to be able to take me down anyways.

If you’re a DSFL GM and you don’t know who I am by now, you probably should have been fired yesterday. Let me tell you something, this league can't handle ass and mass, and that's what I'm all about. I’m like a bowling ball of butcher knives, you don’t want to get in the way of this. No I’m like...I’m like a beach ball of feral wolves yeah with all kinds of sharp teeth and shit you better not mess with me but I’m also explosive yeah like an atomic bomb. Oh shit yeah that’s it, I’m a radioactive werewolf with kitchen knives and barbed wire, baby. Come draft night if you take me you’re gonna reap the rewards. But if you pass on me you’re only going to have your own sorry ass to blame when you’re sitting at home watching the playoffs on cable while my Momma’s watching me hoist the Ultimini trophy on DirecTV. She won’t make it to the game she’s scared of flying but I still love you Momma.


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All anyone seems to care about anymore is how fast your 40 time is. Man, fuck that noise this is football. This league deserves a better class of player, and I’m gonna give it to them. The only question is, what team feels like riding this freight train all the way to a championship?

*Hondo Talks DSFL Combine and Draft - Muford - 07-04-2018

I'd love to line up with you as a fullback in front of me, think of the damage we would do to teams

*Hondo Talks DSFL Combine and Draft - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 07-04-2018

(07-04-2018, 02:02 PM)Muford Wrote:I'd love to line up with you as a fullback in front of me, think of the damage we would do to teams

It would be a blast. I don't want to get too excited thinking about it haha especially because it would be asking a lot of a team (probably Portland) to take both of us, but I think especially in the DSFL we would work really well together.

And hey if not here I'm sure we can find a way to team up in the NSFL

*Hondo Talks DSFL Combine and Draft - iamslm22 - 07-04-2018

I was looking forward to a classic HEOB article where he rips the interviewer for asking stupid questions. Great read nonetheless

*Hondo Talks DSFL Combine and Draft - HalfEatenOnionBagel - 07-04-2018

(07-04-2018, 06:49 PM)iamslm22 Wrote:I was looking forward to a classic HEOB article where he rips the interviewer for asking stupid questions. Great read nonetheless

Yeah there's one of those from last week actually lol

http://nsfl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=9363

*Hondo Talks DSFL Combine and Draft - iamslm22 - 07-04-2018

(07-04-2018, 07:01 PM)HalfEatenOnionBagel Wrote:Yeah there's one of those from last week actually lol

http://nsfl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=9363

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That was amazing