Halloween is a big holiday in the von Matt household. Jordan tried to split it up as much as he can with his family and his teammates, who also love the festivities. Jordan's two kids dressed up and went trick or treating fairly early in the night, as they're young kids and need to get to sleep pretty early. This worked out great for Jordan, as he and his wife joined about half the team at Carter Bush's mansion for a big costume party. Wearing a costume was mandatory, and you wouldn't have been allowed in if you weren't wearing one. It was one of the wildest parties that Jordan had ever been to. Bush had hired professional bartenders and servers to cater to all the guests. There were even drivers stationed to drive guests home after the party. Everything had been thought of, and it was a fantastic night. After being driven back home, Jordan and his wife snacked on all the Halloween chocolate that they had. The plan was to put some out on the front step for other kids trick or treating, but the completely forgot. Oh well, more for them. Maybe next year they'll be a bit more courteous.
Dean Jackson is a quiet lover of Halloween. Every year since his freshman year at Rice University, Jackson has attended his city's symphony's (first the Houston Symphony, now the Phoenix Symphony) Halloween concert. It's always a wonderful night of traditionally spooky and bone-chilling music, such Edvard Grieg's "Hall of the Mountain King," Saint Saens' "Danse Macabre," and Rachmaninov's "Isle of the Dead." Having played many of the pieces himself over the years, Jackson is a music super nerd and often brings full scores (or at least the violin part [he played the violin]) so he can read along as the music is performed.
After the concert, Jackson goes home to hand out candy. Being a professional football player, Jackson doesn't go for the fun sized stuff. Professional kicker and punter for the Arizona Outlaws Dean Jackson is out here handing out full sized snickers bars. And in the days before, Jackson and his fiance set up super cool decorations that aren't, like, super spooky because they don't want to scare kids, but are somewhat spooky because if you have zero spook at all on Halloween then what are you even doing bro. I don't know. Playing Christmas or Thanksgiving. Miss me w/ that shit. Until a month at least
"Halloween is one of the best holidays ever created and I wish I got it off school when I was in high school cause that would have been fucking sick."
That quote comes from Luke Boechler, the young quarterback of the Kansas City Coyotes who has been having a marvelous season thus far. His offensive prowess in unmatched by that of any quarterback in all the realm, but his true ability comes in his indisputable title to the throne in the art of throwing festive celebratory events. Boechler was a menace in the Halloween game this week when he hosted a part unlike any other before, rich with drugs such as cocaine, the devil's lettuce, and heroine. Many and all young athletes found their starts in the world of substance abuse, and the young Boechler is like every other. His impeccable part planning skills were put on display this Hallow's Eve, from a delicately spiked punch to a masterfully hidden VolcanoTM cannabis vapor machine that put his party guests into a succulent state of serenity. Boechler was able to make his name as one of the finest when he was recognized with the Coyotes award for "Incredible Leadership in the Realm of Good Times".
P.S I'm high as shit and this is really what I needed to write.
Antonio Summer isn't normally known for going to parties, but this year was a little bit different for the star running back of the Yellowknife Wraiths. With Halloween season just having been around the corner, Summer decided to finally take part in some of the year's festivities by attending the party of quarterback Brad Pennington. The Wraiths know how to have a good time, and decided to host a friendly poker tournament on Halloween. The sum was reported to be somewhere between $100,000 and $150,000 headed towards the hands of the winner and Summer had his eye on the prize. The poker tournament was set up in a simple style, but as the night progressed it became more and more obvious that Summer was here for only one thing and that was to win. By the end of the night, Summer had collected a huge amount of chips and was poised for the final blow before losing on a bluff to none other than the host himself, B. Pennington. The two went head to head in the final, and played to the final chip but in the end it was Pennington who took home the prize, and Summer who was left to shamble home broke.