(S11) - PT 1 - Training Camp High jinx

[YoungTB]

ha ha i love pranks ha. Philadelphia Liberty pulls the best pranks we have the best locker room and every thing is super fun. this one time we decided to pull a prank on adriana falconi our qb so while she was in the shower we snuck up on her and stole her underwear laughing out loud. we then took her underwear and flew it on the flag pole ha ha it was so funny you should have seen the look on her face she was like "WHERE IS MY UNDERWEAR". another time in the Philadelphia Liberty locker room we were playing football and i just ran it in for the touchdown on eli kamaka ha ha you should have seen the look on his face he was like TOUCH DOWN BROWN BOOMED ME AGAIN he fucking boomed me. He then added me to the list of players that he wanted to work out with during the summer and I was like "We are already working out you big piece of shit and I was like damn but what ever but yeah ha ha good times indeed wouldn't you say yep i love being here it's definitely fun quite the high jinx alright anyways thanks for tuning into my blog guys i love each and every single one of you tune in next time for some awesome vlog action!

[mckee29]

Antonio Summer recently joined the roster of the Yellowknife Wraiths and spent no time at all getting used to the team building atmosphere of training camp. The young running back who was recently drafted 4th Overall by the team in the S11 NSFL Entry Draft played his first prank on his team mates at last nights game by sending out a mass text to all of his team mates from an online STD awareness website. The text that his team mates got was the following;

A sexual partner that you have been with recently has contracted a highly infectious STD that you may have come into contact with. Please visit a sexual support center near you to receive treatment.

The prank was not very well received by his team mates, who called a team meeting and sat down to figure out if the texts sent out were real or not, considering one of the main rights of passage for the team is having sex with the self proclaimed "cougar" who serves as one of the team's mascots. The players all visited their clinics, and two players came back with positive results, but not of the STD initially tested for.

[Snussu]

[Phobospwns]

Being a second year player now, Lo Rax was pretty happy to be outside the target of the vets on the Second Line roster when it comes to training camp shenanigans. Not that anything really "bad" had befallen Rax the year prior, but being able to walk around without his head on a swivel, waiting for something to come his way, is nice- plus there's just that much more focus on honing his game, now.

That being said, the generally reserved Lo is down to get in on a little fun himself from time to time. When he was approached by fellow D linemen Godfrey King and Joseph Askins to get in on a prank on newbie Franklin Townsend, Rax couldn't resist. Townsend had been starting to doze off in film review sessions after practices, and those boys came up with the bright idea of getting him good should he ever fully slip into dreamland. Lo and behold, that came to fruition during camp. Once we noticed Frank was out, we completed our film review in hushed voices (because no way would Coach allow us to not finish our work for the day), and slipped out to the parking lot to envelop his hot off the line Audi in plastic wrap (Townsend, the typical rookie, purchased it immediately upon his signing bonus hitting his bank account, in an effort to try and "run with the big dogs" whom are the vets on the team).

That move, in itself, was fun- but things took an unexpected turn in the southern sun that none of the boys saw coming- the plastic warp became a solid shell around the car's body- melting and congealing in a daily cycle of melting and solidifying. Townsend, rightfully, wasn't all that pleased, but the rest of us had a blast with it. He managed to get the wrap off, but the car might forever smell of melting plastic... With the caliber of player that Frank is, I'm sure he'll have plenty of money kicking around for replacement Audis, and we promised him we wouldn't mess with any of his future cars.

[Molarpistols]

The Orange County Otters are one of the longest tenured dominant teams. Coming off their 10th straight playoff appearance, it wouldn't be all that crazy to think that the Otters are a straight-laced, serious "only winning matters" type of team.

Fortunately for the guys (and girl) in the Orange County locker room, this isn't the case. The Otters players can joke around with the best of them, same as they can play and win against the best of them.

Training camp is one of the prime times for pranks, as there is always a crop of rookies and free agent new-comers to serve as victims.

Some of the hijinks, shenanigans and capers are of the basic, tried-and-true variety. Saran-wrapping under the toilet seats, rubber-band around the sprayer so it shoots whoever turns the faucet on, shaving cream in the locker, etc.

One of the new favorite ones going around the locker room is to clip a corner of the person's ID card, rendering it void and then inviting the person out to the clubs that night, to watch them inevitably get turned away at the door in embarrassment.

As of yet, it hasn't caused too many issues, but let's hope a bar-fight doesn't happen with the bouncers after a testosterone-fueled day of practice.

[TheDangaZone]

PBE PT

[Muford]

D’Pez Poospie, from growing up in Mississippi, he doesn’t really have the same type of practical jokes or pranks that other people have. You see, growing up in such a rural area and only really having your family to deal with for such a large part of your life kind of changes how you view the world and in turn how you prank the world. So instead of something like you see a lot of people doing, you know, filling rookie’s cars with popcorn, or making them dress up with My Little Pony backpacks, D’Pez decided to take it to a different type of level. All of the rookies lockers were filled with manure before they showed up to their first pre-season game. After that, D’Pez talked to management and found out each rookie’s car, got a locksmith to come out to the stadium, and put live pigs in EVERY. SINGLE. CAR. It was such a sight to see, as you could only imagine, and of course a stern talking to, after the fact, something something animal cruelty. D’Pez took this complaint in stride, and has now come to the conclusion that next time he does a prank, maybe he should get some help with it.

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[Evok]

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[DeathOnReddit]

With this being the first NSFL/DSFL training camp in Arbin Asipi III's life, there were bound to be some rookie pranks pulled on him by his more veteran team mates. Asipi III knew these were coming, but he didn't know what pranks exactly were going to be pulled on him. The first happened when Asipi III was taking a shower, or more precisely, he found out what the prank was after. See his teammates had the brilliant idea of switching out Asipi's shampoo with pink hair dye. So after Asipi was finished and was drying himself off, he looked at the mirror and it was a hilarious reaction to his hair being pink. Luckily his team mates weren't too mean, and the hair dye came off by itself after a day or two. It was still a rude awakening for the young RB. The second prank was one Asipi actually pulled on a teammate. The teammate was known to be a heavy sleeper, so when he was dead asleep, Asipi and a few other teammates took the mattress while the team mate being pranked was still on it, and placed it in a lake for the mattress to float. It's a pretty funny thing to see when someone who is still half asleep wakes up in the middle of a lake with no idea how.

[mabb]

For this year’s training camp, the rookies decided to give the senior guys on the team a harmless prank every few days, but in a random order so the vets couldn’t expect who or what would be next. One day was particularly funny, as the theme was “the dessert you most embody”. Xandra particularly looks up to veteran linebacker Ben Horne, one of the defensive leaders on the team, and yet she thought he needed to lighten up a little. So, when assigned him for the nametag assignment, she chose “Funfetti cupcake”. Because really, who doesn’t love a great funfetti cupcake - it literally is named for fun. Anyway, so Ben walked into the locker room to find all his gear replaced by tie-dyed gear - pad covers, his pinny, socks, some clingy tie-dye stickers on his helmet. Literally everything was funfetti-like. He just rolled his eyes and pretended like nothing happened, which was kind of a bummer, but everyone knew to just wait and see what would happen. The icing on the cupcake, if you will, came at the end of practice, when everyone was wrapping up for the day and heading back to the locker rooms. A little tie-dyed VW beetle pulled up outside the field and a guy gets out with a bright pink box. He hesitantly came over to ask one of the staff members for a “Ben Horne”, as he had a special delivery, until he saw the large tie-dyed player walking toward him. Ben took the box and opened it, to be greeted with a dozen funfetti cupcakes with caricatures of his defensive team decorating each cupcake. He burst out laughing and couldn’t stop for 5 minutes.