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[!--QuoteBegin-PaytonM34 date=1553530500]Some would say a high earning WR paired with a maxed out QB is a recipe for a WR Triple Crown. Do you think you will achieve that this season? Rod Tidwell does what Rod Tidwell does. If you are asking if that is what Rod Tidwell does, then yes. He catches, he runs, he scores, he gets the money, and he gets the Kwan. Is it achievable? Does the Pope shit in the woods? I believe that's a correct saying.[/quote]
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You say you have the Kwan, and no one here is questioning that. Who in the DSFL do you think also has that Kwan? Many have the Kwan, the Kwan is a feeling and understanding if you will. Rod Tidwell thinks you, Mr. Gump has some Kwan as well as all my Tijuana teammates.
Do you have an agent? If so, how do you feel about them? Oh yes, I have an Agent. Jerry and I... we had some trying times. He didn't understand me at first, he thought Rod Tidwell was a joke. Then he only had me, that's when Jerry and I came to an understanding you see. Jerry helped me achieve my kwan, he is my man. He's gonna SHOW ME THE MONEY some day, believe that.
What would you consider a benchmark for a good season? Offensive rookie of the year and a title in Tijuana is that too much? Hoping to top receiving yards for Tijuana.
What will Luchadore fans notice first about you when watching you play? Speed, Rod Tidwell is fast out there. Rod Tidwell, is working on being dynamic on the field. Expect great thing in Tijuana with Rod Tidwell.
Quote:Are there any NFL players you'd like to model your game off? Definitely Odell Beckham Jr. Similar in size and build, quick, good hands, and strong route running.
What does "the Kwan" mean? Kwan is both everything and nothing, it both exists and doesn't exist. Kwan is community, love, respect, and money. For Kwan cannot be without one of these things. Kwan is life, Kwan is meaning, Kwan is everything. Kwan is a feeling and a way of life. Live the Kwan and the Kwan will live you right back.
Which team are you most excited to face? I am most excited to face the rule 34 submarine/wolf hybrid teeam in Norfolk. If only to beat up on a slm GMed team. Other than that, it would have to be the Marshalls, since they are paying for the wall we are building in Tijuana. BUILD THE WALL AND MAKE SAN ANTONIO PAY FOR IT!
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Which player do you see as being your long-term rival in the league? I would have to say it would be the whole secondary of the San Antonio Marshalls. They are going to love seeing my ass as I run away from them towards a touchdown. If I have to choose an individual player, I'd say Ahri Espeeyeeseetee since he was the first WR taken in the DSFL draft and I am extremely jealous of that Kwan.
[!--QuoteBegin-PaytonM34 date=1553530500]Some would say a high earning WR paired with a maxed out QB is a recipe for a WR Triple Crown. Do you think you will achieve that this season? Rod Tidwell does what Rod Tidwell does. If you are asking if that is what Rod Tidwell does, then yes. He catches, he runs, he scores, he gets the money, and he gets the Kwan. Is it achievable? Does the Pope shit in the woods? I believe that's a correct saying.[/quote]
(03-26-2019, 02:34 AM)37thchamber Wrote:If Jerry doesn't show you the money, would you consider signing with Wu-Tang Sports Management C.R.E.A.M. get the money dolla dolla bill y'all? If Jerry and let me tell you that is a big IF, cause Jerry is my man! Jerry has not let Rod Tidwell down yet, but IF he did and your team could SHOW ME THE MONEY. Well, let's talk about that when it gets to that. Rod Tidwell does like the sound of all the dolla dolla bills y'all. SHOW ME THE MONEY JERRY! SAY IT WITH ME! DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD! Jerry, baby, you better SHOW ME THE MONEY or you just may be replaced.
If you had to name an opposing defensive back, who would you most consider to be "nuthin' ta fuck wit" I've heard that Lennox guy in Philly ain't nuthin' ta fuck wit. Other than that, nobody, Rod Tidwell got to many skills. Get some son!
What's more important as a receiver in the professional game? Protecting your neck, or bringing da ruckus? Bringing da ruckus, if you bring all you got and the other team can't handle it, maximum respect and we all know what maximum respect means.... All the Kwan. If you protect your neck, you are out there playing scared and then you can't break out and win, which means no money, which mean no Kwan. Rod Tidwell needs the Kwan.
The bells of war are about to sound, and there'll be a rumble... but how long do you think it will take for you to achieve the ultimate triumph and become a world champion in the NSFL? Rod Tidwell is already a game changer. Expect great things from him shortly. That's all Rod Tidwell has to say.
Do you accept big baby jesus, aka dirt mcgirt, aka ason unique, aka osirus, aka ol dirty bastard as your lord and saviour? Big Baby Jesus aka OBD...Wu Tang is for the Children, do I need to say more?
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