1) DSFL Playoff Review. In the SFC, the 7-6-1 Solar Bears pulled of the upset against the 9-5 Tijuana Luchadores, winning 34-23, after a dominant 34-23 win. The Solar Bears were dominant at the 3rd, increasing their 17-10 half time lead, to a whooping 31-10, after TDs from Mako Mendonca and Ludicolo Bigby, sandwiching a Lamont McKinney pick. All within 103 seconds. Tijuana scored 2 garbage time TDs from their best player of the game, Forrest Gump, who had 142 rushing yards and 3 TDs, after 17 attempts. In the NFC, there is not THAT much to say. The Pythons dominated the Coyotes, beating them 31-7, with the Coyotes only scoring a TD 14 seconds before the end of the GAME!!! Grievous and Faux styled on the KC offense, having 13 and 12 tackles respectively. Faux had 2 sacks on top of that! Moving on to the Ultimini now. Palm Beach hosting Portland. The Solar Bears were known for being heavy runners. And they proved just that. They also added some passing as teh cherry on top. 37-17 win for the Bears, despite Portland's valiant effort to stage a late game comeback, after a 98YD rushing TD from Sam Torrenson, cutting the deficit from 13 to 6. PB just dropped 2 TDs to end the game and hoist their first Ultimini win since S5.
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3) Let's talk about the Ultimus QB matchup. We all know how the game ended and how opposite the two QBs' performances were. Hawks' Gambino went 28/50, FOR 421 YARDS, THROWING 5 TOUCHDOWNS AND NO PICKS, finishing the game with a 117.2 QB rating. Sure he led a stacked offence, but you need your QB to be a beast in games like that. It's not the DSFL, where you can just hand the ball over to your RB and pray he goes off. Gambino even ran the ball home once on his own! Talk about a godlike performance! On the other hand, Joilet Christ. He went 12/33, for 131 yards, no touchdowns and no picks. At least he didn't throw a pick. But he got sacked 4 times. One of them for a safety. Yeah, he didn't play well. But he didn't have as much of a stacked and talented offence to throw to, compared to Gambino. San Jose were a team led by their defence. Overall, Gambino OUTPERFORMED Christ, and is rightfully considered the Ultimus MVP. But again, a QB is as good as the weapons you put around him, and vice versa. Gambino was also luckier than Christ, so there is that.
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7) Why would the Wraiths win next year you may ask. First of all, their defence. They have seasoned vets, combined with a cool bunch of youngsters, with a chip on their shoulders, following the unfortunate ending to this season. Uchiha, Alexander, Leaf, and Kroustis. And don't sleep on Cooter Bigsby. Whoever says Cooter is bad, they are just haters! SHAME ON YOU! Not only him, but the whole Yellowknife offence. Even if their defensive unit will hog the spotlight more. The GM duo of Bigred and Daybe figured it out quickly enough, and they have a team full of youngsters, helping them avoid a disastrous future, following the expansion draft. The thing is, will all these guys mesh up well on the field and find the proper chemistry? On top of that, will any free agent signings to happen fit in? One thing is for sure though. The GM duo is extremely competent with building a team. They have already proven it. They know who to draft, how to build proper depth charts, how to entice free agents into signing with the team. They have that something every GM should have. They only need one thing now. Time. And Yellowknife will dominate in the foreseeable future.
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17) How were my teams robbed? Well, both Norfolk and Yellowknife were screwed over by some results. First off, both teams needed the division leader to win their matchup with the division 2nd placed team. Portland over KC and Baltimore over Philly respectively. Guess what happened. They both lost, mathematically eliminating NOR and YKW from their respective playoffs. Portland lost by 3 to KC, IN OVERTIME, after KC kicker Zac Korosec hit the game-tying FG with 9 seconds remaining, and the game winning one with 33 seconds left in the OT clock. Like, what the heck! Couldn't it just stay as is for another 33 seconds? Couldn't he just miss the FG at the end of regulation? SMH!!! Philly though, they crushed Baltimore, 30-17, after a poor performance from BAL QB Childish Gambino, who threw 3 PICKS! When did McCormick take over Gambino's body? The game was tied at 17 with 8:33 remaining on the 3rd. Then, Baltimore just crashed and burned. I suspect them being afraid of a potential meeting with the Wraiths in the playoffs. I mean, you don't want to face the team that spanked you in week 2. Sure, you ran over them in week 8, but Yellowknife could beat anyone in a good day. Dunno, I may just be crazy. shrugs
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3) Let's talk about the Ultimus QB matchup. We all know how the game ended and how opposite the two QBs' performances were. Hawks' Gambino went 28/50, FOR 421 YARDS, THROWING 5 TOUCHDOWNS AND NO PICKS, finishing the game with a 117.2 QB rating. Sure he led a stacked offence, but you need your QB to be a beast in games like that. It's not the DSFL, where you can just hand the ball over to your RB and pray he goes off. Gambino even ran the ball home once on his own! Talk about a godlike performance! On the other hand, Joilet Christ. He went 12/33, for 131 yards, no touchdowns and no picks. At least he didn't throw a pick. But he got sacked 4 times. One of them for a safety. Yeah, he didn't play well. But he didn't have as much of a stacked and talented offence to throw to, compared to Gambino. San Jose were a team led by their defence. Overall, Gambino OUTPERFORMED Christ, and is rightfully considered the Ultimus MVP. But again, a QB is as good as the weapons you put around him, and vice versa. Gambino was also luckier than Christ, so there is that.
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7) Why would the Wraiths win next year you may ask. First of all, their defence. They have seasoned vets, combined with a cool bunch of youngsters, with a chip on their shoulders, following the unfortunate ending to this season. Uchiha, Alexander, Leaf, and Kroustis. And don't sleep on Cooter Bigsby. Whoever says Cooter is bad, they are just haters! SHAME ON YOU! Not only him, but the whole Yellowknife offence. Even if their defensive unit will hog the spotlight more. The GM duo of Bigred and Daybe figured it out quickly enough, and they have a team full of youngsters, helping them avoid a disastrous future, following the expansion draft. The thing is, will all these guys mesh up well on the field and find the proper chemistry? On top of that, will any free agent signings to happen fit in? One thing is for sure though. The GM duo is extremely competent with building a team. They have already proven it. They know who to draft, how to build proper depth charts, how to entice free agents into signing with the team. They have that something every GM should have. They only need one thing now. Time. And Yellowknife will dominate in the foreseeable future.
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17) How were my teams robbed? Well, both Norfolk and Yellowknife were screwed over by some results. First off, both teams needed the division leader to win their matchup with the division 2nd placed team. Portland over KC and Baltimore over Philly respectively. Guess what happened. They both lost, mathematically eliminating NOR and YKW from their respective playoffs. Portland lost by 3 to KC, IN OVERTIME, after KC kicker Zac Korosec hit the game-tying FG with 9 seconds remaining, and the game winning one with 33 seconds left in the OT clock. Like, what the heck! Couldn't it just stay as is for another 33 seconds? Couldn't he just miss the FG at the end of regulation? SMH!!! Philly though, they crushed Baltimore, 30-17, after a poor performance from BAL QB Childish Gambino, who threw 3 PICKS! When did McCormick take over Gambino's body? The game was tied at 17 with 8:33 remaining on the 3rd. Then, Baltimore just crashed and burned. I suspect them being afraid of a potential meeting with the Wraiths in the playoffs. I mean, you don't want to face the team that spanked you in week 2. Sure, you ran over them in week 8, but Yellowknife could beat anyone in a good day. Dunno, I may just be crazy. shrugs
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