*Scoring ppl's PFP's PART 1??

[Big Edd]

I forgot I started this weeks ago. Kinda got bored and gaves people scores on how good or bad their profile pictures were on disscord. most of it is just banter lmao and i need money




Alright so Im gonna start with mine because it is obviously the freshest the sexiest and the best one. The picture is a guy named Paris Ford who just happens to be the best safety in the upcoming class from the best school - Pitt. A cool and super smart guy like me knows how to pick out the best pictures for my profile. It was obvious to me that the colors went so well together and it all made for the greatest profile pick of all time; final grade: 10/10.


Ok, so next is Scorp’s because it was the first one I saw. His profile is not anything too crazy, it also has not ever changed besides the onesie it has on. Besides the onesie it is pretty boring and even kinda dumb too so I can see why Scorp likes it so much. He does get a bonus for creativity because I have yet to see anybody else with that dog so there’s that. Maybe if he had like a chain on or some gucci slides or something then he would look super fresh, but for now I’m going to have to give him a final grade of 6/10.

Frost, frost, and more Frost. Like Scorp, his profile has not changed much over time. He used to have that one weird rainbow glob thing, but has since resorted to the stinky smelly Fish logo. I do have to give him credit for the color combo because the blue and green go so well together. I am going to have to take away some points for the lack of creativity though, Frost. You simply just stole your team’s mascot and yea. You should go back to the Pepe one you had a while back honestly because at least that one didn’t suck. Your final grade is gonna be a 4/10.


In all honesty, I was going to skip this one for obvious reasons. I try to forget that game even happened, but this profile pick of Jamar Lackson is a daily reminder of it. There is zero skill or creativity and it’s not even that cool of a play in my opinion. You suck for picking this, and I hope you go 0-17 next year. The final grade is gonna have to be a -1000/10.


Next up is Mr.Akers aka bad running back aka Faded aka Mr.DSFL HO. I think it is safe to say this picture is one of the more weird ones I have seen. The meme potential is up there though with the the zoomed in face of what I think is Pepe without a nose. But it is like a real person and pepe had a baby which really freaks me out not going to lie. It kinda reminds me of like annoying orange too. I am still going to give you a decent grade of 6/10 only because it is “memey” and memes are always great.

Ugh, the next one I saw was Bayley. I do not know if there is a bigger Taylor Swift simp than this guy. He practically knows every song by heart and has never had a profile pick without Taylor Swift’s face on it. Personally, I am not a fan of Swift and her garbage music. She has a few decent ones like “Look Watch You Made Me Do” and “Poker Face”, besides that it is just meh smelly music she has produced. Taylor Swift makes Kanye West look and sound like a good singer. So there’s that. Taylor Swift isn’t even hot like that too, and because of that you are gonna lose a point or two Bayley. Your final score is goona be a lackluster 2/10.

The next person to show up was OrbitingDeath. I am going to keep it a whole snack with you, I barely know this guy, but he seems pretty chill and has a cool name too I guess. But we are here to look at pictures not names. His profile picture seems to be a skull with like a gray background I think. I do not know where or what movie/game it is from but it is lowkey pretty clean. The simplicity of it gets the point across to the audience and can even instill fear into his opponents. Now that I think about it, the picture goes hand in hand with his name too because skulls and death stuff you know. I think, I will be giving OrbitingDeath a score of 5/10.

Hey look who it is, the man the myth the legend 82, yup that is his name. 82. His render and profile pic were one of the first ones that caught my eye when I just joined the league. The combination of shadows and the blue and yellow of Honolulu make for a great and suspenseful image. The cherry on top is that he uses the GOAT safety Eric Berry who was a pretty good football person. All in all, I think that is all that needs to be said about Mr.82. IT was a pretty cool image so I am going to give him a 7/10 only because Honolulu sucks really bad.

General chat was not bumping as I usual so I decided to head over to the Colorado Yeti Lockerroom.

First up was general manager number 1, aka Syl. He pretty came into the league with the suit picture and has not changed since. For some reason it kinda spooks me whether it is because it looks like slenderman or the lack of a head makes it super ominous. Who is wearing that suit? Who is this person that control the circle dots that play in Colorado? Who is he? We probably won’t find out lol. But in all fairness the suit is pretty sharp and I like the little red thing tucked into the pocket, bonus for that. Pretty cool profile pic, so you get an 8/10… SIKE your slander of Big Ben and James Conner will never go unnoticed, MINUS 5! So yea, 3/10 for you Syl. *Syl continues to slander James Conner by saying “I'll just do him like the Steelers did Connor. Kick him to the curb cuz hes washed.” THIS is unebelievabel and will never be tolerated. I actually kinda liked the suit, but no it sucks - really bad. AND you’re a pats fan so there’s that too. Your profile pic is so bad I’m not even gonna give it a score.*


General manager number two is the moose person. Like Bayley, there can’t be anothe rperson in the league, maybe in the world that likes moose more than her. Her render is a murderous moose, her sigs are like all moose, and you can probably guess what her profile pic is: a moose. Usually it is just a pretty nicely drawn cartoon moose, but it looks like it is wearing a suit. The detail on the suit is pretty spot on and the moose really looks like a moose too. I would give you a pretty good score, but the lack of Minecraft in the Yeti server is gonna hurt you. You also root for the sad sad Lions, and even though those things have literally nothing to do with your profile pic, your score is going to be 5/10.

Ah yes, nunc the 2nd Greatest player to be in Honolulu (after me of course).The uniqueness of nunc’s profile picture is through the roof. Nobody has anything in their profiles about or relating to the show Bojack Horseman. If you have yet to watch it, what on earth are you doing, flip the TV on and get watching. There’s obviously the main character, Bojack, who happens to be a horse, but Nunc went with (in my opinion) the best character on the show -Todd. Todd is a goofy guy who always finds himself in the weirdest situations, sometimes good sometimes bad. But he is my favorite character on the show and Nunc is a cool dude so that’s a 10/10 for you.

Katarn is someone that I don’t see much in the lockerroom, but he does have on of the more noticeable profile pictures in the Yeti discord. The vampire guy from sesame street is none other than Count von Count. For a while I thought you just liked vampires or something, but as I am writing I have figured out it is because you in fact like to count. You do a lot of counting in the counting bot channel so yea. Who would have thought the dude with a Counting Vampire puppet likes to count, not me… That is really clever and since Sesae street WAS and STILL IS one of my favorite channels on TV, I am going to give you a 9/10. Not a 10/10 because Count von Count has a big nose, sorry not sorry.

IsaStarcrossed who also guys by Isa for short. Just a plain old penguin. Nothing too spectacular, if it was a macaroni penguin you probably could have gotten some bonus points for style. You apparently like Rockhopper penguins or whatever they’re called, but they are some pretty snazzy dudes. In the midst of writing, Isa has informed me that “Macaroni Penguins are in the same family as Rockhoppers and Royal Penguins.” So yay for Macaroni and Penguins! The cute little penguin also reminds me of Happy Feet which is a goated movie

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[BenDover]

The final grade is gonna have to be a -1000/10.

golf scoring right?

[Big Edd]

The final grade is gonna have to be a -1000/10.

golf scoring right?

big money winner

[Bayley]

@Big Edd please link me to Taylor Swift's song Poker Face. I would love to listen.

[zaynzk]

Part 2 when?

[jdourtled]

Can't believe I'm finding out this way

[Big Edd]

Part 2 when?

tldr

[Frostbite]

Wow fishe slander

[Faded]

im so honored

[Thiath]

Edd I can't believe you didn't rate me. I thought we were friends