I found your article to be most astounding. The intensity, the furor, it really brought a tear to my eye. I am so proud to be your lawyer and represent you amongst the SNAKES and DEMONS who would cross your way. My ex-wife used to say, "Augustus, you focus too much on that Triplet!" She may have been right, but look now! She's out of my life, and you are still in it. God I miss her caressing my rashed arms, putting lotion on them while pleading with me to shower. I won't shower; you shower, you glutton! Horrible woman please let me see my children.
Thanks,
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