(S4) - PT #1 - Life after football

[Evok]

[toivo]

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]Noah Goodson, PI[/div]

Supernatural threat in your neighborhood? Call Noah Goodson, esteemed NSFL linebacker that is ready to tackle all of your supernatural problems. *Spoiler alert* When the young kids on the documentary known as Stranger Things needed to handle the upsidedown, Private Investigator Goodson was called in on the case and solved all the problems. Sucking up the evil of the upsidedown, Goodson was the man that saved the day. This was not covered on the Netflix documentary, but it's a well known fact on many reputable conspiracy websites of the internet. With fair rates, and contingency fees, there's no reason not to get Noah Goodson, P.I. on your case. Goodson explains what got him into the business:

You know, there were a lot of funny things happening around the league. I'd travel town to town, see all kinds of mysterious things. I said "huh...", someone ought to get a hold of all these crazy things and solve them. That's when I decided I'll do that when I hang up the cleets. I knew I couldn't play football forever, so I put money away for a long time to really have a strong set up, and operation base. Sheesh, I sound crazy, I know, but it's damn real.

[Lendoris]

Calkewlated Chambers III is a known food advocate. His mother's restaurant" 'Canal Street Bakery' was famous for it's assortment of goods." After leaving New Orleans, Cal soon realized what he missed the most besides his family was the food culture. He tried some "Cajun" themed restaurants in San Jose, but the best food in town is still what he cooks at his place. He started a cooking with Cake show on a local network in San Jose. He is currently writing a recipe book to be released at a later date. Besides the typical investments set up by a certified public accountant Cal plans on opening up his own restaurant in the greater New Orleans area after his retirement from the football life. He dreams of owning and cooking in his own kitchen. Hopefully to become on THE places to eat on game day in the city. Football is important for southern Louisianians. He hopes to make a Cajun sports bar hybrid. Sections of moss hanging from Louisiana style oak trees. Followed by large areas of painted turf inside the restaurant for customers to feel like they taking the field on their way to a southern dining experience. The ideas are still floating around in Cal's head but he hopes to create something truly unique when his body gets old and football can no longer support him.

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[jordan327]

Jordan Yates has a very complicated and detailed plan to continue to make money long after his National Simulation Football League career with the San Jose Sabercats is over. As a former offensive lineman, he truly does love food. That is why his first step in his post football economical journey qill be to get his own fast food franchise. He will probably choose a Wendy's or Burger King since those are two of his favorite restaurants. Next, he will be getting into the real estate business. He has heard that there is a great deal of money to be made there and he wants to take advantage of that. After that journey, he is going to begin to invest his earned money. His plan is to exclusively buy penny stocks in order to completely explode his wealth. He wants to shatter records for wealthiest person in the world so if he can find something like bitcoin at it's beginnings and purchase millions of dollars worth of it, he will easily surpass Bill Gates and all other billionaires to become the richest man in the entire world. And to think, this vast wealth all began with his career as an olineman.

[StevenOSullivan]

After my hopefully successful football career, I am hoping to either land a job in coaching or in commentating. Recent NFL retirees like Tony Romo have shown how amazing former players can be in the commentating booth and I am hopeful I can replicate that. He has provided incredible insight into the mind of the Quarterback before the snap and has provided really good analysis of what might happen on the field in any given situation. I think I would be able to do the same easily. Former players have also had success as coaches. I might have to start on a lower level, maybe as a Tight End coach, but with enough studying and learning, I am confident I could land an offensive coordinator job one day. Alternatively I could take some business classes and maybe help out on the business side of the football business. I would also love being a General Manager or such. I think my talents can be applied in many different ways in the football world and I am hopeful I can find a job there. I just breathe football and I cannot see myself ever being outside of this world. I need to be a part of football and through coaching or commentating, I can be a part of that.

[NUCK]

With whispers of retirement coming out of the YKW locker room surrounding Bubba Nuck. It only brings one to wonder, just what would Bubba do is he was retired from the grid iron? With plenty of speculation surrounding Nuck's retirement plans, we got the chance to ask the man himself just what maybe in store for the Running back.

What he responded with drew a silence in the room.

He spoke of opening his own restaurant chain named, Bubba's Ballz. He explained to us that he always wanted to combine his love for great food with his uncontrollable urge to dance around naked! While the signature dish of the chain would be his amazing meatballs and what better name for them, than Bubba's Ballz? We did question Bubba on the nature of his restaurant and if it would be a delivery style food joint.

He only smiled and said " Im working on the legal side of things atm to enable our delivery strippers to preform on public, or private property while delivering my Ballz "

The story behind the creation of the recipe remains hidden but it is clear to see the entire Manhattan team knew of the history and all had a historical laughing spat when questioned further on the topic. Maybe one day we will be privy to the story that can bring a team of 20+ adult men to tears of laughter.

[Saliva^]

Clee Hardrool said me he's going to play forever and I think I should end this PT. But we all know he is delusional and he will have to find some job to not be a hopeless homeless and brainless dude whos peak days are gone. The first option is doing his favorite job - spitting his saliva to all people faces because of reasons that doesn't exist. But this thing won't give him money, unless he records it on video and puts in on youtube for the lulz. Or he can do something else - being a a NSFL expert who constantly shits on other league players and sometimes being an annoying dude like Stephen A Smith. And that will likely give him a much money. After all, he already has some experience on talking shit to other players. He still calls Marmeladov a too sweet player and he called Bercovici a bust when he retired. So I think he will do a great job with it when his days as a player are over.

So yes, I think his next job will be a sports expert and commentator. I'm sure that any sports channel would love to see this dude and his thoughts about every NSFL player, how they are worthless piece of nobodies and how Clee is the best safety and draft steal on the planet.

[Darnellthebeast]

After football I am going to begin my career in other less physically demanding sports, starting with soccer. I will play goalie, as my size and exploziveness will allow me to easily block shots from the weak Europeans. I won't need to have endurance since I am pretty much just standing in one spot the whole time. Once I get bored of dominating the rest of the world, I will begin my hockey career. I won't be able to dominate as much as an attacker, but I will be very effective in short bursts. I will skate in between defensemen and meg the goalie multiple times. I will be the most efficient player in history. After that, I will finish my playing with a baseball career. It will be incredibly easy as i can just chill in the outfield on defense and slam balls on offense. I will be much faster than any player they have ever seen before, which will allow me to steal bases left and right. At that point I will be in my 50s and probably just retire to coaching or scouting in the National Simulation Football League. I won't need to prove myself at that point.

[DELIRIVM]

[JBLAZE_THE_BOSS]