King Bronko always has a live ass holiday season, you know that for sure.
Fun fact, Bronko is actually Jewish, so he does celebrate Hanukkah. Thing is though, he doesn't know shit about the holiday. All he knows is that you light some candels on a menorah, spin a dreidal, and that grandma will beat your ass if she catches you cursing when she is over at the house.
After that, on Christmas, Bronko goes over to the mall to give presents to all the good kids that are in need. Bronko be rolling in the dough, so he can afford to drop a hundred k on new gifts like Kyrie 4s and xBox Ones to give to people less fortunate than him. He always loves the smiles on the kids faces when he rolls up on their block in the whip and drops off the sweet presents.
Then comes Bronko's favorite holiday, New Years! He loves it more than any other. Why? Because all you gotta do is drink a lot, get lit, and smash women. besides football, those are Bronko's three favorite things to do. He rents out a big penthouse hotel room in NYC, hits up the liquor store, then invites all 162 of his close friends to have a rager.
Fun fact, Bronko is actually Jewish, so he does celebrate Hanukkah. Thing is though, he doesn't know shit about the holiday. All he knows is that you light some candels on a menorah, spin a dreidal, and that grandma will beat your ass if she catches you cursing when she is over at the house.
After that, on Christmas, Bronko goes over to the mall to give presents to all the good kids that are in need. Bronko be rolling in the dough, so he can afford to drop a hundred k on new gifts like Kyrie 4s and xBox Ones to give to people less fortunate than him. He always loves the smiles on the kids faces when he rolls up on their block in the whip and drops off the sweet presents.
Then comes Bronko's favorite holiday, New Years! He loves it more than any other. Why? Because all you gotta do is drink a lot, get lit, and smash women. besides football, those are Bronko's three favorite things to do. He rents out a big penthouse hotel room in NYC, hits up the liquor store, then invites all 162 of his close friends to have a rager.
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