(S5) - Weekend PT #2 - Therapy Session

[run_CMC]

I like to stay chill if I can. Being mad is no fun, unless it's casual competitive madness that isn't truly being mad. But do you want to know what makes me mad? What makes me really HECKING furious?? YOU WANNA KNOW? Nothing, actually. Or at least, nothing in the NSFL right now. But what does make me scratch my head and say "but... why?" is the relocation of the Chicago Blues and the Kansas City Coyotes. Or the "polos"? who are in chicago now? And Chicago is actually in Florida and is also a bunch of bears? But they're sun bears? And by the way what the heck is a sun bear? Let's recap.

Chicago Blues -> SomeFloridaCity Sunbears
Kansas City Coyotes -> Chicago Coyotes aka Chicago Los Poyos (I think thats the supposed other name)

So first off, the obvious thing is why is a team moving in and out of Chicago? Why doesn't Kansas City just move to Florida?
Second, I ask again, what is a sunbear?
Third, why do the coyotes have a new official but actually-not-really-official secondary name?
Fourth, why did I wait until 10:34pm on New Year's Eve to right my weekend PT? Will anyone other than the graders ever actually read this? (The answer is no. People read media. Why would they read a million similar point tasks).

Ugh. I didn't think I was mad before but now I'm just irrationally mad. What the f*** is a sunbear. Why are they all moving cities. This is giving me anxiety about the Carolina Panthers and "Nice-Jeans" Jerry. Like come on, Jerry Richardson. The f***, bro? And the f*** to you too, ex-Kansas City and ex-Chicago. Abandoning your fans. Smh. I love u guys fr but rn y'all making me mad. Stupid city-movers. Get outta here.

Ugh. Bye. Now I'm mildly pissed off. Thanks a bunch, point task creator.

(312 words. Ugh.)