The player who will surprise everyone in the upcoming DSFL season is none other than Poopyface Tomatonose. Not only will people be amazed by his on-field talents, but his humility will earn him the admiration of fans all around the DSFL. He did not play a single preseason snap as a result of a glitch in the Chicago Coyotes' new robo coach model Robert Ott. This has Tomatonose flying firmly under the radar entering the regular season, but he is ready to shine when things kick off this month.
Tomatonose has already been a pleasant surprise for his teammates and the Chicago management duo. His rambunctious, energetic locker room personality really livens things up in the Coyotes' locker room. His work ethic and dedication have impressed ownership. The question that needs answering is whether or not those things will translate into on field success when the DSFL season begins.
At this point I'm struggling to even find words to describe just how radical Poopyface Tomatonose is. Here are some adjectives: sensational, unbelievable, outrageous, outgoing, mad scientist, visionary, leader, soft hands having, wunderkind, brilliant, marvelous, verbose, grandiose, eloquent, concise, oxymoronic, and stupendous. These are just a handful of words that can be used to describe him. Are the more than this? Absolutely there are. Will I list anymore? No.
Tomatonose has already been a pleasant surprise for his teammates and the Chicago management duo. His rambunctious, energetic locker room personality really livens things up in the Coyotes' locker room. His work ethic and dedication have impressed ownership. The question that needs answering is whether or not those things will translate into on field success when the DSFL season begins.
At this point I'm struggling to even find words to describe just how radical Poopyface Tomatonose is. Here are some adjectives: sensational, unbelievable, outrageous, outgoing, mad scientist, visionary, leader, soft hands having, wunderkind, brilliant, marvelous, verbose, grandiose, eloquent, concise, oxymoronic, and stupendous. These are just a handful of words that can be used to describe him. Are the more than this? Absolutely there are. Will I list anymore? No.
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