Well, there's this little position called QB, and in that position we have a bunch of old stooges that can't move. There's also a couple of guys with a sleek, defined figure that really know how to gallop. Those two are Pierno and Akselsen. However, we all know that Akselsen is the relevant one here. The major issue, however, is that I DON'T GET ANY YARDS ON THE GROUND. How the hell can I call myself a running QB when I don't run the ball and only average like 4 yards a carry. What the hell is this bullshit? I'll tell you what I'm doing in 2018, I'm improving my speed and I'm improving my agility and I'm gonna get over 300 yards in at least one season. Maybe I need some more endurance too, I guess I am on the field the whole time and it's a bit necessary to stay in shape. I mean, it's really starting to get ridiculous the low amount of yards I get on the ground.
2018 Resolution - Get gud
2018 Resolution - Get gud
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