Scene; Cordell Joshua strides up a residential street in the greater Kansas City area. He is flanked and followed by a large crowd composed of families of all ethnicities.
"I, Cordell Joshua have been approached by the Greater Kansas City Chamber of Commerce to give to you this short presentation on why the conglomerate behind the purchase of the much loved Coyotes franchise, and ultimately the ringleaders behind the desecration of one of the league's favourite franchises, have turned it into this steaming pile of horse shit that taints the image of the DSFL to the wider world. The approval of the purchase by the league's board of directors was undoubtedly a mistake and as a Coyote myself, I am very aware of this. The team has lost everything that made it great; we have lost our identity, we have lost our fans, we have lost enough of our games, but most crucially, we have lost the people of Kansas City. The people who stood behind us through everything and made the team what it is today aren't with us anymore and that's a bitter pill to swallow. All is not lost for the Coyotes and their future however. A movement is picking up momentum. A movement to bring the Coyotes back home to Kansas, to put the team back into the hands of the people who helped grow and build this team. If you want to be a part of this movement, I urge you to take action and pick up your phone, ring the office of the DSFL commisioner and beg him to take action on returning the Coyotes back home. Is it really what the team we love deserves to play out their days losing every game in an empty home stadium to a nonexistent fanbase? This team deserves and needs its fans back. Get behind the movement and get us home".
"I, Cordell Joshua have been approached by the Greater Kansas City Chamber of Commerce to give to you this short presentation on why the conglomerate behind the purchase of the much loved Coyotes franchise, and ultimately the ringleaders behind the desecration of one of the league's favourite franchises, have turned it into this steaming pile of horse shit that taints the image of the DSFL to the wider world. The approval of the purchase by the league's board of directors was undoubtedly a mistake and as a Coyote myself, I am very aware of this. The team has lost everything that made it great; we have lost our identity, we have lost our fans, we have lost enough of our games, but most crucially, we have lost the people of Kansas City. The people who stood behind us through everything and made the team what it is today aren't with us anymore and that's a bitter pill to swallow. All is not lost for the Coyotes and their future however. A movement is picking up momentum. A movement to bring the Coyotes back home to Kansas, to put the team back into the hands of the people who helped grow and build this team. If you want to be a part of this movement, I urge you to take action and pick up your phone, ring the office of the DSFL commisioner and beg him to take action on returning the Coyotes back home. Is it really what the team we love deserves to play out their days losing every game in an empty home stadium to a nonexistent fanbase? This team deserves and needs its fans back. Get behind the movement and get us home".
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