Poopyface Tomatonose is the most underrated player in all the DSFL and it's high time that the opposition takes notice. There have been some frivolous statistics thrown around of late, claiming that Poopyface has the "highest drop rate" among "qualified players". This is a hit job by Big Tight Ends in an effort to hold Tomatonose down and slow down his ever accelerating hype train. It's one thing to claim Poopyface is underrated and another to prove it, however. So let's get down to brass tax. Over the last four weeks Tomatonose has racked up 19 catches for 182 yards. Those numbers alone would rank him 5th among DSFL tight ends for the season. 5th in the league at a position that isn't particularly deep is only mildly impressive, however. When you compare it to the league's leader in receiving among tight ends, McPoyal, it looks a bit more impressive. Over those same four weeks, McPoyal has posted 18 catches for 161 yards. Even without looking at any of the league's other tight ends, we can definitely safely assume that Tomatonose has staked his claim as the league's most productive in-line receiver. With four weeks like these after playing but a handful of snaps in the first six games of the season, it makes you think what kind of numbers Tomatonose (and perhaps the Coyotes in general) would have put up with him in the lineup since the start of the season.
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