(S5) - PT 5 - Awards

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I believe that Borkus Maximus, quarterback of the Kansas City Coyotes, deserves an award for remaining alive this season while playing behind the team's Swiss cheese offensive line. Since that doesn't exist, DSFL MVP will do just fine. By the way, when I use the word "offensive" I don't use it to say they play on offense. I mean that they actively offend me with their quality of play. Here is what I'm referencing when I say this.



Seriously, the Coyotes' offensive line would actually improve significantly if five players signed up today as offensive linemen and were all given to Kansas City. The real kicker is that even if that happened, the Coyotes would have the worst offensive line the DSFL by a significant margin. They have a talentless group of hacks who line up and pretend to block defensive players. It's actually remarkable that Maximus has anything close to a 1:1 TD:INT ratio at this point in the season when you consider he probably has less than two seconds to make decisions when he drops back to pass. If you go to the DSFL index for offensive line statistics and sort by sacks, you will see no Coyotes at the top of the list. Yet at the same time, we know they have, by a significant margin, the worst offensive line in the DSFL. This is a testament to Maximus' play and ability to get throws out at a lightning quick pace. He also sits 2nd in passing yards, 4th in completion percentage (among QB's with more than 20 attempts), and tied for 2nd in touchdowns. Without Maximus, the Coyotes might be winless. I'm not sure there's another player anywhere in the league who is credibly responsible for 3 full wins and for that reason Maximus is the league's most valuable player.

468 words. Went a little bit overboard.