(S5) - PT 5 - Awards

[ralz9]

have to be hype to keep heads up while we go through a tough time as an organization

Best GM:  This one is difficult so there are 2 and they shouldn’t need any explanation.  @HENDRIX and @bovovovo

Best Quarterback:  Boasting the highest passer rating and lowest number of INTs through 10 games, Avon Blocksdale @iamslm22

Best Breakout Performance: on pace to double his production from a year ago, Alexandre LeClair @Zoone16

Most likely to have multiple accounts:  Isn’t this obvious?  With great power comes great controversy.  The winner is Dermot a.k.a. @White Cornerback

Most likely to lead another mass retirement: He’s thrown in the towel himself.  Now, can he get the other to drink his kool-aid?  @Daybe

Most likely to be mad they aren’t the best at anything:  Nobody loves themselves as much as this guy.  Give it up for Arbin Asipi. @DeathOnReddit

Biggest drama king/queen:  What a plot twist.  Everyone give a round of applause for your king AND queen. @Jiggly_333

Most likely to retire again:  With almost as many players in the dumpster as ER, this award belongs to none other than @RavensFanFromOntario

Most likely to botch a franchise rebrand:  Up next, he gets an ‘A’ for effort and this award for execution, the one, the only, Ricardo Sandoval @cosbornballboy

Most excited to accomplish the least:  Averaging more interceptions per game than wins per season, it’s Colorado hype man, Nicholas Pierno. @ralz9

Most likely to take credit for someone else’s work:  I’ve heard in the grader world he’s called backpack because he’s always being carried.  The undisputed champion, “Numbers”.  @124715

Most likely to be Ermurazor’s 8th multi:  This could literally be any one of us.  Because the timing is impeccable, why not @Roly ? 

Most likely to cause unnecessary QB controversy:  Well this is a surprise, we have a tie.  It must be engrained in their D.N.A.  Antonio and Ricardo Sandoval. @TheMemeMaestro

Most likely to be part of the problem but not the solution:  womp womp.  @kckolbe

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