(S5) - Ultimus Week

[Raven]

Written Points

Robbed: Write about why a team that failed to make the playoffs should have over somebody else. Can be completed at any point

You know which team was fucking robbed of playoff contendership? I`ll tell you who. The motherflipping San Jose Saberkitties. Every year I wish this team would made the playoffs for once and every year they are literally one fuckin game short. Pretty sure this is the second season in a row they missed playoffs due to having a worse tiebreaker record. You know what team robbed the kitties? Fuckin Las Vegas. Out of all the team you lose too, it had to be the Legion. Yes yes I know it was an away game, but confuckingratulations saberkitties you were the only team to lose to the Legion all season. All other teams who had played in the Vegas before you won there, but not you. You lost to the worst team in the league and it made ya lose the playoffs. Ya got robbed by an infant holding a lolly against ur head, which you mistook for a gun. You should have made it over the Outlaws, you were the chosen ones, this was the year the outlaws were suppost to not even be in the playoffs and ya messed up. After all the nonsence that had happened in Arizona this offseason and all the players they lost. Anyways better luck next year saberbros.

Playoff Series MVP: Choose an MVP for one of the playoff series and write about why you chose them. Must be completed after the playoff series you write about

So my chose for Playoff series MVP will be chosen from the final. The Otters versus Wraiths game. I gotta give some love to this guy, because man did he have an amazing game. I`m talking about the one and only Bradley T. MadLad. The madlad had an amazing finals in which he scored 2 extra points and banged home 4 field goals. Oke I hear you thinking, thats cool and all, but why him? Well let me tell you. The otters won with a score of 26 to 15. You know the point differnce between them numbers? 11. Howmany points did the Otters get due to Madlads field goals. 12. Without those 4 solid as fuck field goals the Otters wouldnt have won the cup. I hear you thinking, but Raven even scoring one kick would have secured the cup for the Otters in this game and to that I have to say, no. The power and poise of the madlad is what motivated the Otters to win this game. Without his field goals the Otters would have lacked the confidence to win. Trust me on this one. I know my kickers and I know the mental changes they can bring to a team and Madlad did his all to make this a winning game and that's why he is my playoff series MVP.

Hate the player or the game: Tell us which team made the playoffs and shouldn't have, or which team didn't and should have? (Can be completed at any point)

I could tell you stories about how I personally felt that the Outlaws shouldn't have made it, due to them losing core members and taking a huge blow this offseason, but they suprised me by being the dominate offensive force they were this year, but I think I`m going to look at a differnt team for this one. That team being the Philadelphia Liberty. Right so the Liberty and the Hawks were in a bit of tie at the end of the season. Both finishing the season 8-6, just like how the kitties and Outlaws finished in the asfc. Looking at stats we can see that the Liberty and Hawks scored the same amount of points, however we also see that the Liberty had one less point scored against them. So the offense was even this year, but the Liberty was like 1 point stronger. So one could argue that they should have made it. They swapped victories this season, so one team didnt outplay the other team. So interesting choices in who got to head into the nsfc playoffs if you ask me. I think the Liberty might have actually should of made the playoffs over the Hawks, but as a Hawks player I also think to myself, eh I am absolutely oke with us making it.

Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)

Ultimus MVP Bradley T. Madlad gets to end a well deserved celebratory trip to Disneyland. First off all he had to go there. Disneyland being in florida and Madlad being in California was a bit of travel to treverse. He took a plane which took him to Florida. Not any kind of plane, but fuckin Disneylands own personal private plane. With him he took family members and friends, but also the ultimus cup. Once he arrived in Disneyland he did all the typical disneyland stuff, like going on rides, meeting all the dressed up people from all of disneys shows and movies, like snow white, sleeping beauty, pinokio, all the little drawf people from snow white, else from the movie Frozen, with whom Madlad sang a nice duet of the one frozen song that goes like 'let it goooo, let it goooo', but Madlad didn't do that, he holded tight to his cup. Which is probably a smart thing honestly. After all that fun he also did other disneyland stuff like eat snacks and drink drinks, visit rides and roller coasters, making much fun. At the end of the day was ofcourse the famous disneyland fireworks show and they even set up a speical firework that was in the shape of the ultimus cup. After a long fun day Madlad and co went to the hotel they were staying at and had a nice sleep.