Quote:1. Robbed: Write about why a team that failed to make the playoffs should have over somebody else. Can be completed at any pointOkay so this one is pretty easy to answer because Las Vegas should've easily made the playoffs this season in fact it's an absolute travesty that we didn't but unfortunately the team faced some incredibly bad luck this season and barely missed out we were undoubtedly one of the 4 best teams in the league and typically being one of the best teams means that you're rewarded with a playoff spot and the playoffs are the goal because you can't win the championship without making the playoffs so it was really disappointing to not make it and to rectify this I feel like maybe we should change the playoff format to ensure that nothing like this happens again like maybe for example have 1 spot reserved for the obviously most deserving team and then have regular season results decide the other 3 spots I don't know I think it could work like that and if we had that system the Legion definitely would've gotten since because we got rid of Keygan aka Connor Tanner aka Mass Retirer Extraordinaire and that alone should've gotten us into the playoffs you know and it's really just super disappointing that we didn't and we had to watch some bum teams play bum games while we didn't get to do anything so yeah.
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249 wordsQuote:2. New Talent: Write about which S5 trade will or did have the biggest impact in the playoffs. Can be written at any time depending on if you choose to write about who already has or who will do goodI already touched on this in my previous answer but the biggest trade in Season 5 of the National Simulation Football League was definitely the Las Vegas Legion trading away the bum formerly known as Connor Tanner because that trade instantly made us one of the best teams in the entire league and really all the other teams were afraid to play us after that point so we had to take it easy on them for fear of the entire league collapsing thanks to everyone refusing to play us which really would've sucked because the league is really fun except for Ultimus Week which sucks but it gives good TPE so I guess it's okay I mean it could definitely be improved if it was like 100 or 150 words per task because sometimes I feel like I just ramble on for these for no real purpose after I've made my point simply because I have to read 200 words which is probably a pain for the grader so I'm kinda sorry about that but not really because if I have to be subjected to this cancer then it's only fair that I pass it on you know anyway I'm starting to ramble lol so yeah back to the trade which was really good for the Legion mostly because we got rid of Keygan he was really smelly and it was really bumming us out and it should've had a huge impact on the playoffs but unfortunately for reasons described above we missed the playoffs which was really shocking to the league as a whole and so while it doesn't have an impact on the Season 5 Playoffs it will definitely play a role in the Season 6 and 7 and 8 and 9 and 10 and 11 and 12 and 13 and 14 playoffs that will feature the Legion wait no we're the New Orleans Second Line now so basically what I'm saying is that trading Keygan made New Orleans a dynasty.
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333 wordsQuote:3. Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)The Ultimus MVP was definitely Ian Bavitz because the Most Valuable Player is almost always a member of the winning team and the Orange County Otters won and their offense really wasn't so good which is surprising since their offense is like super incredible usually so Bavitz was the best player on their defense that game as he got 9 tackles and 1 tackle for loss and 1 sack and 1 pass deflection and 1 interception which is like really good and the Otters defense held Yellowknife to only 2 field goals until it was too late to matter when they scored 9 points late in the 4th quarter and so that means that Bavitz gets to go to Disneyland and celebrate and there's only one way to celebrate winning an Ultimus and that's to party with Connor Tanner who now works at Disneyland because his dastardly scheme to ruin the National Simulation Football league failed because only a handful of players retired with him and the league is still going strong so he's licking his wounds in Disneyland and preparing his next move so Bavitz would definitely party with him since they're really good friends even though Tanner tried to ruin Bavitz's league but it's also kind of ironic that the guy who tried to destroy the league would be partying with the guy who just won an award for a championship in that league so that will be funny as a contrast or juxtaposition if you prefer.
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249 wordsQuote:4. Sit-down with a star:Interview a player from a team that is not your own that is in the playoffs. You must ask them four questions and at least three must relate to the league in some way. YOU MUST POST THE QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS FOR CREDIT. (Can be completed at any point)Interview with Bovo:
1. Can you tell me in explicit detail what the 6 best (or however many get this to 200 words - do this one last I guess) things about Yellowknife making the playoffs are?
The best things about Yellowknife making the playoffs is that it gave me, Bork Bjornsson, a chance to retire on top. I'm retiring after this season so a shot at getting a championship is very special to me. I think it also meant a lot to the good people of Yellowknife and the rest of Canada to have Canada's team make it back to the playoffs once again. I remember two offseasons ago I talked a lot of talk about how the Wraiths were going to turn things around, and a lot of people didn't believe in us and jumped ship instead (not to point fingers), and it's nice to prove them wrong in a sense.
2. If you had the power to trade 1 team that made the playoffs for one team that didn't who would you choose and why would it be Otters for Legion?
I would trade the Otters for the Legion, of course. The Legion had every right to be there after their dominant victory over the Sabercats. The Otters obviously didn't deserve to be there because... uh... because then the Wraiths would've won the Ultimus if we didn't have to play the Otters.
3. Is Yellowknife even a real place?
Yes, and it is every bit as cold as they told me it would be. That's why I have a summer house in Whitehorse.
4. Who is the top borker on Yellowknife?
The top borker is obviously me, Bork Bjornsson. Close second would be Gosh Jarden.
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