(S8) - PT 4 - Rivalry

[Jiggly_333]

The Outlaws are the worst most lying-est cheating-est group of separate sacks of human excrement I have ever had to deal with. Ever since S1, they've always done their best to try to stop the Orange County Otters from their rightful place in the Ultimus Trophy final. They've gone so far as to plant one of their own as the simmer and deliberately drafted multis to help win the Ultimus for multiple seasons. It's not a surprise that an anagram for "Ultimus" is "U Multis". The name was created by ErMurazor, the originator of the Arizona multis and because of this undeniable FACT we should've suspected him since THE MOMENT HE JOINED THE OUTLAWS! BECAUSE FUCK THE OUTLAWS! The moment the Outlaws were caught, guess who broke through the fray? The Orange County Otters. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER! THEY COULD'VE WON EVERY SINGLE ULTIMUS IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING MULTIS!
In conclusion: Fuck the Outlaws and everything they stand for. Fuck anyone who has ever played for them (and not absolved themselves by playing for the Otters). Fuck all of their GMs who have ever GM'd. Fuck all of the multis. Fuck the entire state of Arizona. Fuck the entire Southwest area of the United States that isn't California.

Go Otters. Fuck Outlaws.