(A short, balding, round man in an oversized dark colored wool suit approaches the podium. He clears his throat and begins to speak but his voice cracks he clears it again and takes a sip of water)
On behalf of Erlich Burnsman THE running back for THE Orange County Otters (i think), please allow me to reintroduce myself. On second thought, it doesnt matter what my name is. I've forgotten it in my 5 season absence. What i have NOT forgotten is how to dominate a football league through my client, Erlich Burnsman. While you pencil necked dweebs sit there in my presence, honored im sure, writing down or recording my every action, my every word, my client Erlich Burnsman is training hard and long. You think he has been impressive thus far in his career? YOU. HAVENT. SEEN. ANYTHING.YET.
(Burnsmans agent attempts to drop the mic before realizing its attached to the podium. After a brief failed struggle to pull the mic out of its holder he looks back up at the press before straightening his suit jacket. As he turns to walk away he stumbles a bit, looks back over his shoulder at the press and begins to chuckle. The laugh grows more menacing by the second as he disappears behind the stage...)
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On behalf of Erlich Burnsman THE running back for THE Orange County Otters (i think), please allow me to reintroduce myself. On second thought, it doesnt matter what my name is. I've forgotten it in my 5 season absence. What i have NOT forgotten is how to dominate a football league through my client, Erlich Burnsman. While you pencil necked dweebs sit there in my presence, honored im sure, writing down or recording my every action, my every word, my client Erlich Burnsman is training hard and long. You think he has been impressive thus far in his career? YOU. HAVENT. SEEN. ANYTHING.YET.
(Burnsmans agent attempts to drop the mic before realizing its attached to the podium. After a brief failed struggle to pull the mic out of its holder he looks back up at the press before straightening his suit jacket. As he turns to walk away he stumbles a bit, looks back over his shoulder at the press and begins to chuckle. The laugh grows more menacing by the second as he disappears behind the stage...)
(some amount of words, probably more than 150)
