Haha bet you can't guess the rivalry I'm going to write about in this point task lmao of course you can't it's the biggest secret rivalry in the NSFL which is Blackford Oakes versus Connor Tanner the dastardly devil who convinced ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ to retire against their will through his deceit and guile and lots of bamboozling, coercing, blackmailing, and general tricksiness which of course Blackford Oakes, beacon of the masses, avatar of light, bringer of justice, and advocate for peace could not stand for such treachery against his team so the two have been locked in a awesome and terrible struggle for the very soul of the universe ever since that fateful day and even though the NSFL keeps the shameful acts of Tanner under wraps because they are so incredibly shameful and embarrassing which is why you've never heard of this rivalry some are aware of it me being one of them and that is why I speak of it today hoping to spread this message to the masses, it is time to rise up against the secrecy and oppression of the head office and bring justice to the league at large viva la revolucion!
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