Ryan Applehort had a few rivals in his DSFL days, them being Sam Penner of the 
and Cole McCoy of the 
. However, both quarterbacks have fizzled out, leaving only Applehort. Applehort quickly rose to the NSFL, while Penner and McCoy are stuck in the DSFL. Meanwhile, a new rival has risen. After all, Applehort's goal is to just see and obliterate rivals, and then find new ones later. I mean, you can't have a rivalry between a windshield wiper and a bug, right? Or a hammer and a nail? Or a candy jar and a kid? You get the point, Applehort beats his rivals. The newest ones he has are Borkus Maximus III of the 
trumpety bois (@bovovovo). However, this is not a big rivalry as Borkus and Applehort are good friends, and often share postgame Scooby Snacks. It's that dumb Pennington kid that drives Applehort's nerves. Brad Pennington came a year later than Applehort, and got drafted to 
. Pennington is having a much worse season, and Applehort snubbed him on a handshake in both Yeti wins over the Cats this year. Although Applehort came in a year before Pennington, Pennington has no excuses, having one of the better WR units in the league, headed by Mayran Jackson and Shane Weston.
and Cole McCoy of the . However, both quarterbacks have fizzled out, leaving only Applehort. Applehort quickly rose to the NSFL, while Penner and McCoy are stuck in the DSFL. Meanwhile, a new rival has risen. After all, Applehort's goal is to just see and obliterate rivals, and then find new ones later. I mean, you can't have a rivalry between a windshield wiper and a bug, right? Or a hammer and a nail? Or a candy jar and a kid? You get the point, Applehort beats his rivals. The newest ones he has are Borkus Maximus III of the trumpety bois (@bovovovo). However, this is not a big rivalry as Borkus and Applehort are good friends, and often share postgame Scooby Snacks. It's that dumb Pennington kid that drives Applehort's nerves. Brad Pennington came a year later than Applehort, and got drafted to . Pennington is having a much worse season, and Applehort snubbed him on a handshake in both Yeti wins over the Cats this year. Although Applehort came in a year before Pennington, Pennington has no excuses, having one of the better WR units in the league, headed by Mayran Jackson and Shane Weston.
retired
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