I want to start by addressing the rumors that have been floating around regarding my supposed illegitimate children: these are nothing but rumors. One of my first expenditures on receiving my signing bonus was a vasectomy. You can see my agent after we're done here, he'll be glad to show you proof.
Now, I'd like to discuss the season, as it stands, right now. Obviously, we had a slow start, coming out of the gate. I think I had some tough adjustments early on, and the team needed more from their first round pick. We've been working really hard, as individuals and as a team, and we've really turned things around. We've seen our rise in the power rankings, and, more importantly, we've seen the wins piling up. We're all very pleased with the new direction this station is taking, and we're going to work hard to keep moving that way.
Questions?
Now, I'd like to discuss the season, as it stands, right now. Obviously, we had a slow start, coming out of the gate. I think I had some tough adjustments early on, and the team needed more from their first round pick. We've been working really hard, as individuals and as a team, and we've really turned things around. We've seen our rise in the power rankings, and, more importantly, we've seen the wins piling up. We're all very pleased with the new direction this station is taking, and we're going to work hard to keep moving that way.
Questions?
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