Settle down, settle down everyone. I know everyone is intrigued to hear from the one and only Zapp Brannigan so let’s get this started.
“How do you feel about the season so far?”
Overall, all of my luchadores, we have been doing pretty good. Mucha Lucha. We are tied for the second-best records in the league with those damn Coyotes, but we can rev it up into tenth gear for the end of the season. I think the primary problem is other teams now that Zapp Brannigan is a forced to be reckoned with on the field and in the Lovenasium. Once we start throwing the ball to me more, the other teams will collapse on themselves like a delicate house of cards.
“Mr. Brannigan, what are you plans once the seasons over?
First, any lady should call me Zapp, Mister is too formal for me. Only my loyal servants like Kif should address me in such a way. The season is still going on, but I have spoken to some teams in the NSFL interested in bringing me and Kif along after this season. However, a man in uniform does not divulge secrets while there are still enemies a foot. My time has come and gone, and I must leave before I spill another can of beans.
It was the New York Giants. End Transmission
“How do you feel about the season so far?”
Overall, all of my luchadores, we have been doing pretty good. Mucha Lucha. We are tied for the second-best records in the league with those damn Coyotes, but we can rev it up into tenth gear for the end of the season. I think the primary problem is other teams now that Zapp Brannigan is a forced to be reckoned with on the field and in the Lovenasium. Once we start throwing the ball to me more, the other teams will collapse on themselves like a delicate house of cards.
“Mr. Brannigan, what are you plans once the seasons over?
First, any lady should call me Zapp, Mister is too formal for me. Only my loyal servants like Kif should address me in such a way. The season is still going on, but I have spoken to some teams in the NSFL interested in bringing me and Kif along after this season. However, a man in uniform does not divulge secrets while there are still enemies a foot. My time has come and gone, and I must leave before I spill another can of beans.
It was the New York Giants. End Transmission
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