If the NSFL disbanded tomorrow, Danny Grithead would be a huge amount of trouble. With his 4 on the Wonderlic, Grithead obviously is edging towards mental incapacity to perform any menial task. As it stands, Grithead also has just about $0 in his bank account after purchasing some really expensive equipment. Now that he's broke on equipment he can't use, Grithead probably would become homeless. Well, he is homeless anyways because he lives in the Coyotes' gym facilities. As far as a job, Grithead would probably join the gym staff at LA Fitness. While you have to pursue years of education on exercise and sports medicine, Grithead probably would work his way up from being the gym janitor to an unauthorized trainer. It would be a tough way to make a living, but Grithead has got to pay his share of the rent since he'll be sleeping on the bench press at LA Fitness every night. The gym owners are pretty cool with Grithead since they see him around so often, so they'd let him stay there.
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