(S9) - Weekend PT 2 - Job Posting

[Muford]

If the DSFL and / or NSFL were to disband throughout the night, D’Pez would be in a lot of trouble. D’Pez Poopsie is not the sharpest tool in the shed, and it takes him a lot more practice, patience and time to do things that other people can do. Not to knock the man, after being separated from his family and being drafted to Portland with the 3rd overall pick, his teammates have supported him to take night classes at the local college. This is helping D’Pez set up for his future after football, but if that was to end tomorrow, D’Pez would probably just be another joe schmoe in the world, quite possibly homeless due to his lack of ability outside of the football field. D’Pez probably couldn’t even panhandle well enough to put a meal in his stomach more than once a week, but that’s what nighttime college classes are for.

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