(S9) - Weekend PT 2 - Job Posting

[pazuzu]

As I awoke from my nightly slumber, I heard the sounds of birds calling for their mates and the smell of fresh cut grass. Kif, what are you doing in my quarters private!?.... mmhmm I see. Please leave me to be and tell the media to be here in 2 hours. Zappy needs his alone time to look good. Ladies and Gentleman, I know why you have all come here… Kif I did not ask you to speak up… you FREELY decided to come and discuss the events that occurred this past evening. Now we all know it is sad every single person involved in the NSFL was consumed by a black hole, but you know what that means? Captain Zapp Brannigan is back to serve you muskrats. First thing, I will need a new ship, and second get me the most malleable men and, of course, women you can find. Brannigan is back in service baby, time to get this baby rolling.