(S9) - Weekend PT 2 - Job Posting

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Should the National Simulation Football League suddenly be disbanded forever and players like Borkus Maximus III find themselves in the unfortunate situation where now they must find actual “real” jobs, Borkus Maximus III would become a personal trainer probably because he doesn’t have many transferable skills in any kind of notable industry except he knows how to work out and he’s fit and that’s pretty much all you need to be a physical trainer he’d just help old people with their work outs and motivate them with encouraging works such as “you can do it” and “I believe in you” you know classics such as those which really fire up the gonads and get the adrenaline pumping that is what Borkus Maximus III would do because it’s easy and he probably wouldn’t even have to go to school or anything and he has the star power to make it work and attract clients.

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