(S9) - PT 3 - Past Events

[cosbornballboy]

The New York Times, The National Enquirer, The Washington Post, Breitbart. The Noble Scandal hit the world with Fire and Fury and was on the front page of all the previously mentioned periodicals. But what exactly happened? Well to be honest, it's all a big blur involving love, betrayal, and the sexiest, most popular teen in all of Saskatchewan, Canada.

Logan Noble, QB of the Colorado Yeti, affectionately know as, "Bitch Ass" aka Carson Shmyr, had led his team to multiple successful seasons. Yet the entire operation came crashing down when it was discovered he had been claiming TPE he had not worked for and abusing his powers as a higher up in the NSFL. "What?" Cried the Yeti locker room, "How?"

Of course, none of this came as much of a suprise to the community, Shmyr, that sexy god, had been recorded cheating in countless other leagues, but was shockingly accepted into the NSFL. We all see how well that went. So the moral of the story, kids, is to never give people second chances cause all humans are dickheads.

Ok not really, but I think we can all agree that this is one of the top most controversial events, up there with Er's multis and Retire-Gate... both the Sandoval one AND the Legion one.