(S9) - Weekend PT 3 - Pets

[Ben]

Let me tell you about a very special snake from the New Orleans Second Line locker room. Poopy face tomato nose joined the second line a long time ago and was a huge part of turning the team from a perennial loser to the power house it is today.
We shared many laughs and office memes etc. together as a team.
But this snake had aspirations. Aspirations of leading a team as our lord and saviour bovo did. And when the opening for a job as gm at the Orange County Otters opened up he left his friends and joined the rival team in California.
When this betrayal happened the nola locker room was understandably hurt, regardless we knew this was best for poopy and we recognised why he had to leave. Even though we wished him the best we still had a special role for the snek.
For a long long time anything that PFTN said in the nola discord he would have 5-8 :snake: reacts to each and every one of his messages. We did it because we loved him but also because he had joined the baddies and we had to show him the consequences of his actions.
It was often compared to when you like a girl in primary school and don't know how to show it so you're mean to her bc you can't express yourself.
Even though the snek reacts have stopped for the time being, the scars of poopy's betrayal to NOLA are still there. One day he will return to his best frens in the second line and all will be right in the world again.