Ah yes, last season was truly glorious. The Arizona Outlaws’ kicker and punter Dean Jackson had a fantastic season where he went 100% on field goals. Yes, 100%! It’s incredible. Unbelievable. Dsvsojcslly because he had to share the season 6 kicker of the year award with Otters kicker Bradley T Madlad. Yes, last season, season 6. What’s wrong with that?? NOTHING HAS HAPPEJED SINCE THEN. Dean Jackson has NOT just had the worst season of his career. He is NOT being outplayed by conference rival Iyah Blewitt. Dean Jackson’s secret is NOT stupid tired.
Truly nothing of note has happened since Season 6 since season 6 was the last season to happen. However, if Mackworthy had hypothetically set a rushing yardage record in Season 8 and was on pace for another new record set in Season 9, that’d be pretty baller, but not completely unexpected since Reg Mackworthy is a pretty baller guy.
Also hypothetically of note would be the Wraiths winning the Ultimus then becoming complete ass. Undoubtedly disappointing for fan and good fans everywhere. He did I mention NOLA and Baltimore are doing pretty good now and they’re leading the league confidently. Meanwhile Liberty does better than they should.
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Truly nothing of note has happened since Season 6 since season 6 was the last season to happen. However, if Mackworthy had hypothetically set a rushing yardage record in Season 8 and was on pace for another new record set in Season 9, that’d be pretty baller, but not completely unexpected since Reg Mackworthy is a pretty baller guy.
Also hypothetically of note would be the Wraiths winning the Ultimus then becoming complete ass. Undoubtedly disappointing for fan and good fans everywhere. He did I mention NOLA and Baltimore are doing pretty good now and they’re leading the league confidently. Meanwhile Liberty does better than they should.
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