(07-27-2018, 05:02 PM)Bzerkap Wrote:Mat Akselsen owned the greatest pet of all time, a Great Dane. Dude was lazy as fuck but damn was he a good companion.Did you name him Hamlet?
As with most dogs he likes to run around and play in the mud and water. Big cleanup especially with a huge dog like that. Imagine hosing off that mammoth of a creature.
Anyway, as the greatest dog in all the land he would lounge on the couch, sleep with droopy eyes and eat. In fact, he was quite the useless dog. Other than love he never gave anything back to the family.
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