Obviously Hollywood has run out of ideas so they pick the most dumbest league out of all world and that is the NSFL. And so they pick probably the worst player in NSFL history and that is Austin Roenick and my god will this suck but also be enjoyable because Roenick life is so much more interesting and better than someone like Arbin asipi.
So where do I start. Right. This will be very long because Roenick will be too informative which will suck. It.will feature his boring life story in his early life where in Canada he is a crappy player in school. But the best part is probably the time where a douche named sensabaughdy leafer meets him and gets him into football which is probably the dumbest idea ever. But the best feature of all is in. No it is not where he was drafted to the Hawks because no one cares about that. It is when he was forced to position switch to a defensive role. That is the best feature. It will show Roenick crying in the documentary and everyone will laugh and his tears and start a big meme out of it and replace the Jordan crying meme. That is it.
So where do I start. Right. This will be very long because Roenick will be too informative which will suck. It.will feature his boring life story in his early life where in Canada he is a crappy player in school. But the best part is probably the time where a douche named sensabaughdy leafer meets him and gets him into football which is probably the dumbest idea ever. But the best feature of all is in. No it is not where he was drafted to the Hawks because no one cares about that. It is when he was forced to position switch to a defensive role. That is the best feature. It will show Roenick crying in the documentary and everyone will laugh and his tears and start a big meme out of it and replace the Jordan crying meme. That is it.
