(S9) - Weekend PT 4 - Close Call

[YoungTB]

This close call actually happened just this evening to a young and fired up Marquise Brown. He was unfortunately watching the PHI - ARI shitshow that transpired at 8 PM Eastern on the NSFL channel, where he would once again root for his former QB, Kevin Fitz Magic, to beat the pulp out of his future NSFL team, the Philadelphia Liberty. A weird string of events, but be mindful that Marquise Brown was trusting the process at this time, which meant that the Liberty getting an L would actually be them getting a W in the 1OA race. Either way, they needed an L this game and a W from SJS to be in contention, and unfortunately, the Liberty won the game. At this point, Marquise Brown slammed his fist on his glass table, breaking it. He then proceeded to kick his TV until it broke using his blessed golden feet. He almost broke both his foot and his fist, but fortunately none of that happened. After the whole debacle, Brown screamed “GOD DAMN IT FITZ”

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