(S9) - PT 4 - Movie Pitch

[Daybe]

Applehort just took part in a movie shooting. So what movie, may you ask? Well, it's called "Biggest Busts". Applehort had a fun time meeting some of his biggest busts and friends! Johnny Manziel, JaMarcus Russell, Charles Rodgers, Jason Smith, RGIII, Vince Young, Trent Richardson, Aaron Curry, Mark Sanchez, all made the trip out. Anthony Bennett surprised everyone by making a guest appearance with his good friend named Darko. Anyways, the episode was about how so many good players in college were doomed to fail and it was just a matter of time before one of the highly coveted prospects bust. Some examples in the NSFL are Brice Boggs and J.J. Reigns. Boggs is a loser, one of the worst cornerbacks in the league during his time. He actually ran for a Representative position, but the stupid loser didn't realize he was too young to do it and got turned away. Anyways, it was a fun time, and they all got to eat chips, throw picks, run slow 40s and watch bad movies together, all covered by the TV crew. But the best part is that Applehort didn't know why he was with them. He thought it was a show comparing NSFL prospects to NFL prospects, and just went along with it. He started sweating when JaMarcus brought up "Early Retirement" and "Failed Prospects", though. At that moment on, he knew he was in the right place, because Applehort is one of the biggest busts in NSFL history.