(S9) - Weekend PT 4 - Close Call

[Daybe]

Applehort nearly played a good season once. His season started off strong in college, and he was one of the NCAA's best throwers. Everything was good for him. He had a good team with a lot of wins under their belt, he had a good wide receiver corps, he had good coaches, he had a good dorm, and he had a lot of other good stuff. But one day, his parrot started echoing, "The raisins, that make the raisin bran so great!" whenever he walked into the room. He tried to get away from the evil cries of "The raisins, that make the raisin bran so great!", but he found himself unable. Even when his girlfriend came over, he'd just hear the "The raisins, that make the raisin bran so great!" over and over again. Eventually, Applehort stopped inviting friends over because he knew the parrot would squawk the same thing over again. "The raisins, that make the raisin bran so great!" became a joke Ryan's roommate would constantly pull on him. Applehort eventually came to hate the saying "The raisins, that make the raisin bran so great!" with all his guts. One day, he punched the wall so hard because while he was eating raisin bran the parrot echoed, "The raisins, that make the raisin bran so great!" and broke his hand. Then he became a loser.