(S9) - Weekend PT 4 - Close Call

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Achilles Hondo recounts his near death encounter:
“Y'all ever see that movie Snakes on a Plane? Yeah? Well stop laughing cause that shit was real and I was there. Oh yeah and it wasn't ol Sammy Jackson saving the day, it was yours truly. Yeah I was fighting off them snakes left and right. Hit em with that karate chop kra-ka-kow. Oh then 180 spin into an uppercut boom that snake didn't know what hit him. Then like four snakes came charging at me so you know I had to do it to em, that's right quarter circle forward then puch, blew them away with my Hadouken…... alright alright so that didn't actually happen, I mean that movie is fake of course so ridiculous. But I did have to get this one snake out my Grandma's garden one time. That thing was like a foot long, my life was very much still in danger. It's a miracle I made it out alive.”