After one of their many victories, the Tijuana Luchadores players went out in downtown Tijuana to drink to their greatness. Because they are basically a bunch of kids with very huge paychecks, they got extremely drunk extremely fast.
None of them remembered the night before when they woke up in the Tijuanan desert, a few kilometers from the bar where they started their night. Newcomer Kwame Abayomi Mbanefo found footage of team captain Xavier Flash wrestling, and finally knifing to death, a wild coyote, on his phone. He then howled at the moon to scare the other coyotes off. The video concluded when Mbanefo fell asleep on his feet and fell to the ground. It wasn't long before the team found the poor beast's body and buried it in a respectful manner.
Multiple players also found many selfies of themselves with known drug lords. "It could have be worse", they all thought. At least, they didn't get any face tattoos that night.
None of them remembered the night before when they woke up in the Tijuanan desert, a few kilometers from the bar where they started their night. Newcomer Kwame Abayomi Mbanefo found footage of team captain Xavier Flash wrestling, and finally knifing to death, a wild coyote, on his phone. He then howled at the moon to scare the other coyotes off. The video concluded when Mbanefo fell asleep on his feet and fell to the ground. It wasn't long before the team found the poor beast's body and buried it in a respectful manner.
Multiple players also found many selfies of themselves with known drug lords. "It could have be worse", they all thought. At least, they didn't get any face tattoos that night.
(07-05-2021, 04:34 PM)r0tzbua Wrote: My favourite person from Quebec (next to Celine Dion) @enigmatic
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