Bad situations? Bad situations!?!? Bro, bro, bro, bro let me just tell you about these bad situations. I mean I could tell you about the time I was with five girls and started seeing some creepy crawlies around there. Maybe the time I drank too much and just stumbled into the local non-denominational church. Nah, I guess I’ll tell you the story of the infestation.
So one time I was at my dad’s house and he had a big ol wasps nest in his backyard shed. I told him I’d take care of it. He offered me protection and spray and stuff, fuck that I ain’t no pussy. I marched back there and just tore that shit open with my bear hands and crushed it under my feet. These fuckers were biting but yea big whoop. I got em all. I mean I was having so much fun just smashing these fucks. I blacked out I was having so much fun. Woke up in the hospital, doctors and nurses telling me I was close to death, they had to bring me back twice. Nah, just too much adrenaline bro.
So one time I was at my dad’s house and he had a big ol wasps nest in his backyard shed. I told him I’d take care of it. He offered me protection and spray and stuff, fuck that I ain’t no pussy. I marched back there and just tore that shit open with my bear hands and crushed it under my feet. These fuckers were biting but yea big whoop. I got em all. I mean I was having so much fun just smashing these fucks. I blacked out I was having so much fun. Woke up in the hospital, doctors and nurses telling me I was close to death, they had to bring me back twice. Nah, just too much adrenaline bro.
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