Hugh: Hugh Honey here representing Kick Puncher, he is not much of a speaker so me and my partner Vic will be handling this... homework, for our client. No, we wont try and extend this introduction each and every task we do, fluffing up our word count in an attempt to limit any actual response we might have. These 64 words are on the house. Vic?
Vic: Expectations for Kick Puncher, well we just joined your dumbass 'league' a few days ago. For one we expected a lot more girls. And not those tranny types like the chick from the gym who married that gay dude. But the real slutty kind with the fake boobs who swarm around money.
Hugh: Speaking of money, Vic, I thought we'd have a lot more of it by now. Im starting to wonder if this isn't one of those multilevel marketing scams, you know, like Avon
Vic: right bro! Just like Avon! Girls love that shit, maybe THAT is what we should be doing!
Hugh: I think I like what you are putting down, Vic. But first we need to lure them out on a boat, ya know, because of the implication
Vic: Oh right, Rape right? Because we will rape them on the boat. I remember this, this is the I from the DENNIS system, IMPLICATION
Hugh: Vic, none of that is even remotely accurate. Let's stay on topic, we know nobody will read this shit but they're going to check to make sure we're on topic. what is the topic again?
Vic: Implications
Hugh: Ah right, so first we need to go get us some Avon, we may need Frank to loan us some money until this league wises up and puts Kick Puncher on a team. Then we buy a boat. Step 3 involves my camera and this is where things get good, you see Vic, the girls wont say no on the boat. Id EXPECT us to get everything we would ever want there.. shit, Vic EXPECTATIONS, we need to stay on topic
Vic: Whatever dude, how many words do we have now?
Hugh: I dont give a shit, what are we even doing this for if Kick Puncher isn't on a team yet? Back to the plan, go get Frank to give us some cash, ill run and find us a boat. Meet me back at the bar
Vic: Expectations for Kick Puncher, well we just joined your dumbass 'league' a few days ago. For one we expected a lot more girls. And not those tranny types like the chick from the gym who married that gay dude. But the real slutty kind with the fake boobs who swarm around money.
Hugh: Speaking of money, Vic, I thought we'd have a lot more of it by now. Im starting to wonder if this isn't one of those multilevel marketing scams, you know, like Avon
Vic: right bro! Just like Avon! Girls love that shit, maybe THAT is what we should be doing!
Hugh: I think I like what you are putting down, Vic. But first we need to lure them out on a boat, ya know, because of the implication
Vic: Oh right, Rape right? Because we will rape them on the boat. I remember this, this is the I from the DENNIS system, IMPLICATION
Hugh: Vic, none of that is even remotely accurate. Let's stay on topic, we know nobody will read this shit but they're going to check to make sure we're on topic. what is the topic again?
Vic: Implications
Hugh: Ah right, so first we need to go get us some Avon, we may need Frank to loan us some money until this league wises up and puts Kick Puncher on a team. Then we buy a boat. Step 3 involves my camera and this is where things get good, you see Vic, the girls wont say no on the boat. Id EXPECT us to get everything we would ever want there.. shit, Vic EXPECTATIONS, we need to stay on topic
Vic: Whatever dude, how many words do we have now?
Hugh: I dont give a shit, what are we even doing this for if Kick Puncher isn't on a team yet? Back to the plan, go get Frank to give us some cash, ill run and find us a boat. Meet me back at the bar
