(S9) - Weekend PT 5 - Bad Investments

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Vladimir Fyodorovich has the long history of failed investments including stock market crashes, investing in a restaurant that went under, or an apartment unit that was used as a dealing nest instead of peaceful placeholder space. Nothing will be a bigger failure than becoming Cornerback though. Waaaait not this again. He once invested into a farm of malamutes and baboons trying to create greatest cavalry unit of the 21st century that could dominate performance shows, derbies, and races. He was inspired by this legendary videos of monkey riding warthogs. He planned this very carefully buying all the species, hiring best caretakers and advisors that should find places he could use this unique unit combo in the real world.
But obviously, it turned out to be a complete disaster - not only baboons didn't want to ride the malamutes, but also created the council of 12 monkeys and tried to overthrow humanity, built time machine just in time to stop their mortal enemies Colorado Yetis from making playoffs this season.