Ryan Applehort, being the bust he is, wanted to find a way to make some money so his bank could be settled down and full of cash when he retires early citing poor performance. So what did he do? Well, he decided to invest in Flex Seal, a company owned by his good friend Phil Swift. He invested his annual salary in it, ignoring sage tips from his advisors, and recklessly spending on the products. He could use Flex Seal to pay for the Shoulder Pads! He could be rich! However, one day, traveling in his boat on Lake Applehort, the boat started leaking. Applehort didn't know why! It was the ultra great Flex Seal! This would never leak, just look at his ads! But then, Ryan realized. He wasn't buying from Phil Swift as he thought he was, he was buying from his evil arch nemesis, Empty Slow! This was a tragedy, and all the products he bought were deemed useless. Guess he'll be one of those broke players once he hangs it up, as he is now $80,000,000 in debt. What a loser.
retired
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