(S9) - Weekend PT 5 - Bad Investments

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One time that Jamal Slick threw money at something that didn’t work out actually happened at a local New England Gentlemen’s Club. The Foxy Lady in Rhode Island is a rite of passage if you are a big-time athlete in the New England area. Jamal Slick made his mark on the Boston sports landscape early on in his Boston College career, so once he was a known commodity, he made his way down to Providence for a night filled with what he hoped would be open holes akin to that of an ant farm. After collecting a substantial amount of money from the ATM, he sat down in a VIP booth with four different women. Jamal decided to make it rain that night, and $600 dollars later, went home with one of the worst cases of blue balls since the statistic’s inception in 1973. Jamal learned an important lesson that evening: no matter how much money you invest, she’s still just a dirty stripper from Providence.