Playoff Predictions:
So here we go with a DSFL part of this. To be honest it has been a while since i have used the minors in this. The first game is the Tijuana Luchadores vs. The San Antonio Marshals. Their records don't lie about the talent that they got on there teams. With the Marshals being 8-5-1 they must travel to the Luchadores who are 10-4. I think this will be a close game with the Luchadores on top. If the Marshals win there is one reason... they used Marquise Brown correctly, as a wide reciever. With 92 speed none of the corners in the league will be able to keep up with him and that would give them a great edge here. But I think Luchadores come out on top 41-28. Okay here we come to the Portland Pythons vs. The Kansas City Coyotes. I suspect an upset because the Pythons have been to this stage quite a few times a almost always come out victorious against the Coyotes. The Coyotes have a decent wide receiver Corp but the Pythons running game will show up and be superior over the Coyotes defense I suspect Poopsie to come out of this game with at least 200 yards and Elijah will have he majority of the touchdowns and 95 yards. Pythons 35 Coyotes 18. Now here comes the DSFL championship fornrhe Ultimini. The last time these teams meant in the Ultimini the Pythons came out on top. If the The Luchadores go to it again this will have been their third time to and they are coming off of a victory last season. But I can't see the Pythons losing to the Luchadores being the Pythons got a crazy co gm who can find a hole in any team and sources have told me this co gm is not getting any sleep and is test simming to beat hell to get his team the win. Pythons 32 Luchadores 14. And I am even going to predict the mvp and crown Poopsie with it.
That Magic Moment:
My magic moment would have to be when Ricky Adams of the Tijuana Luchadores got his only rushing touchdown of the game in overtime from 6 yards out to give the Luchadores a walk off win against the Pythons. The Pythons running game did not perform to how they hoped and the Luchadores Running game really should up. This was special to watch being the Luchadores finally beat the pythons in the Ultimini but it so fucking was also painful to see the game slip away ever so slightly and it sucked the air out of the pythons to see adams fall over the goalie dragging Earl and Slick into the touchdown with him. If i could go back I wouldn't change a single thing because I know there is not much more I could have done it was just dumb sim luck that we lost to them and hope to see them in the Ultimini next year for Pythons vs. Luchadores part 3, because they will be losing Adams so they can't get their great overtime running game going. I feel like next season the Pythons will have the magic moment to help lead them to another championship, but in all it was a great run by Rickey Adams.
Sit-down with a fan(@PDXBaller, @Bzerkap, @Official DT):
Bzerkap's
Sit-down with a star (@PDXBaller, Official DT):
PDX
1) After taking a brutal lose to the Hawks in the playoffs how does Kamaka feel?
It wasn't a brutal loss in our eyes. It was a great chance to show the league that we could compete with the best and we were close to beating them. It illustrates how close we are to becoming a championship caliber team. Kamaka is feeling optimistic about the next season.
2) With the Hawks gaining speed what are the Yeti doing to keep up and try to get past them to get an Ultimus win
The Hawks will be hitting regression soon and with a few of their key players retiring I think we have a chance in the next 1-3 seasons to take the NSFC by storm.
3) When do you think Yeti will find themself winning the Ultimus.
The next 1-3 seasons. We're only a few key pieces away from making it happen.
4) How many holes does a straw have 1 or 2
1 long hole....
Offical DT
1) After the overtime loss to the Luchadores in the Ultimini what were you thoughts?
It kind of hurt pretty bad. I know how hard this squad had worked to get to that point and for us to just fail sucked more than it should have. I know that I could have been better myself and I do blame myself for playing a pivotal role in our loss.
2) If you could go back and change one thing from the Ultimini what would you change?
I'd say pass it a little more maybe. It seems as if our run game was locked up and we just didn't air it out like we should have. We never put faith in Joliet and it kind of bit us in the butt.
3) If you had to predict where you would go in the draft where do you think you are going?
I'd honestly like to go first overall. I know that the corner back position is always in high demand and I have the talent to be that first pick. I know it won't really happen but a fella can dream big right?
4) Since we can see water can Fish see air?
I think I have just been mind blown. It would be interesting to know but seems we may end up never knowing.
So here we go with a DSFL part of this. To be honest it has been a while since i have used the minors in this. The first game is the Tijuana Luchadores vs. The San Antonio Marshals. Their records don't lie about the talent that they got on there teams. With the Marshals being 8-5-1 they must travel to the Luchadores who are 10-4. I think this will be a close game with the Luchadores on top. If the Marshals win there is one reason... they used Marquise Brown correctly, as a wide reciever. With 92 speed none of the corners in the league will be able to keep up with him and that would give them a great edge here. But I think Luchadores come out on top 41-28. Okay here we come to the Portland Pythons vs. The Kansas City Coyotes. I suspect an upset because the Pythons have been to this stage quite a few times a almost always come out victorious against the Coyotes. The Coyotes have a decent wide receiver Corp but the Pythons running game will show up and be superior over the Coyotes defense I suspect Poopsie to come out of this game with at least 200 yards and Elijah will have he majority of the touchdowns and 95 yards. Pythons 35 Coyotes 18. Now here comes the DSFL championship fornrhe Ultimini. The last time these teams meant in the Ultimini the Pythons came out on top. If the The Luchadores go to it again this will have been their third time to and they are coming off of a victory last season. But I can't see the Pythons losing to the Luchadores being the Pythons got a crazy co gm who can find a hole in any team and sources have told me this co gm is not getting any sleep and is test simming to beat hell to get his team the win. Pythons 32 Luchadores 14. And I am even going to predict the mvp and crown Poopsie with it.
That Magic Moment:
My magic moment would have to be when Ricky Adams of the Tijuana Luchadores got his only rushing touchdown of the game in overtime from 6 yards out to give the Luchadores a walk off win against the Pythons. The Pythons running game did not perform to how they hoped and the Luchadores Running game really should up. This was special to watch being the Luchadores finally beat the pythons in the Ultimini but it so fucking was also painful to see the game slip away ever so slightly and it sucked the air out of the pythons to see adams fall over the goalie dragging Earl and Slick into the touchdown with him. If i could go back I wouldn't change a single thing because I know there is not much more I could have done it was just dumb sim luck that we lost to them and hope to see them in the Ultimini next year for Pythons vs. Luchadores part 3, because they will be losing Adams so they can't get their great overtime running game going. I feel like next season the Pythons will have the magic moment to help lead them to another championship, but in all it was a great run by Rickey Adams.
Sit-down with a fan(@PDXBaller, @Bzerkap, @Official DT):
Bzerkap's
Sit-down with a star (@PDXBaller, Official DT):
PDX
1) After taking a brutal lose to the Hawks in the playoffs how does Kamaka feel?
It wasn't a brutal loss in our eyes. It was a great chance to show the league that we could compete with the best and we were close to beating them. It illustrates how close we are to becoming a championship caliber team. Kamaka is feeling optimistic about the next season.
2) With the Hawks gaining speed what are the Yeti doing to keep up and try to get past them to get an Ultimus win
The Hawks will be hitting regression soon and with a few of their key players retiring I think we have a chance in the next 1-3 seasons to take the NSFC by storm.
3) When do you think Yeti will find themself winning the Ultimus.
The next 1-3 seasons. We're only a few key pieces away from making it happen.
4) How many holes does a straw have 1 or 2
1 long hole....
Offical DT
1) After the overtime loss to the Luchadores in the Ultimini what were you thoughts?
It kind of hurt pretty bad. I know how hard this squad had worked to get to that point and for us to just fail sucked more than it should have. I know that I could have been better myself and I do blame myself for playing a pivotal role in our loss.
2) If you could go back and change one thing from the Ultimini what would you change?
I'd say pass it a little more maybe. It seems as if our run game was locked up and we just didn't air it out like we should have. We never put faith in Joliet and it kind of bit us in the butt.
3) If you had to predict where you would go in the draft where do you think you are going?
I'd honestly like to go first overall. I know that the corner back position is always in high demand and I have the talent to be that first pick. I know it won't really happen but a fella can dream big right?
4) Since we can see water can Fish see air?
I think I have just been mind blown. It would be interesting to know but seems we may end up never knowing.
Mason Brown - LB/S - Pythons/Otters/Wraiths
Willie B. Hardagain - WR - Pythons/Outlaws/Wraiths
Elijah Torres - CB/RB - Pythons/Silverbacks
R.L. Stine - DT - Prospect
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