(S10) - PT 2 - Pregame Hype

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While it is not the case for many players, Tim Pest has always listened to classical music before games in order to get him best prepared for the night ahead. Many wonder why Tim would ever listen to classic music purely due to the fact that he has an approximate IQ of 47, but what few IQ points the man does have has always had an ear to the ground when it comes to the classical arts of Mozart, Beethoven and Bach. When asked why the half orc himself prefers classical before games he had this to say: "I like music. classical is good. it make tim calm. k thx bye." The man of many words seems to have his pre histortic rage kept in check by the classics, these have always been his favourite, some speculate his mother trying to increase his intelligence at birth put headphones on her stomach in order for Tim to listen to the classical composers while still in the womb, further proving that the scientific evidence stating this to be true is a fallacy. No one else in the locker room likes when Tim plays his classical on max volume but he will continue to do so until the day he dies.