You know, D’Pez Poopsie has had a lot of memorable events, we could discuss his college career, where he didn’t play until his senior season because he just couldn’t understand the offensive playbook, but was such a freak athlete that they had to play him, or the fact he has always tried to stay close to home in Mississippi to be with his family because he’s not the brightest character. But instead, that topic of discussion here has to be the fact that D’Pez was drafted one overall, and then signed a contract with the San Jose Sabercats. This took him way out of his comfort zone and is now across the country, away from his family and loved ones, in an area he has never really been before, playing for a team in San Jose. This is a memorable event because it is really the first time D’Pez Poopsie has been on his own, and is making all his decisions, granted with a lot of calls back home to Jackson, and even going against what his family’s original wishes of staying at running back and switching to corner back. Everything happened so quickly and suddenly for D’Pez, this is something that he will remember for his life.
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